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That One Time Jaskier Made Culinary History by Jadelyn, yolkipalki
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
13 Apr 2021
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It was 2 AM, and Jaskier was surrounded by cocks. Just another Wednesday night: dicks, shitty alcohol, and Jaskier carrying on the proud tradition of terrible decisions made under the influence of both. It would've been fine, just like all the other times - if not for his stupidly gorgeous serial killer roommate's unanticipated involvement.
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Some 'deleted scenes' set in/around/after the events of WDIU. AKA bits I wanted to write but which didn't work well in the structure of the main story. These may be spoilery and probably won't make much sense if you haven't already read WDIU. Let me know if there are other scenes you'd be curious about seeing, no promises but if it strikes a chord with me I might write it! Rating and tags may change as I add to this.
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- Part 2 of What Dies Inside Us
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When the powers that be at Remeria Federal Credit Union finally admit there's enough work to justify the addition of a full-time recruiter to the HR department, Geralt is mostly just glad about it for Ciri and Yen's sake - until the solitary, introverted, borderline antisocial HRIS Analyst learns that they're out of office space and the new recruiter will be sharing his office.
A few months in and Geralt might, maybe, potentially, perhaps, conceivably be made to grudgingly admit that he doesn't entirely hate the man's whole existence. That's all it is, though. Not hate. Perhaps a certain amount of amused tolerance. Fondness, even, if he couldn't avoid the subject. Certainly nothing more. They're definitely not friends or anything like that.
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The Songbird in the Gilded Cage (Whumptober 2020 Day 5) by Jadelyn
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
28 Jan 2021
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When Jaskier goes to leave after spending the winter with Lord Mikolaj, intending to meet up with Geralt and return to their travels together, Mikolaj's jealousy gets the better of him and he decides to help Jaskier see the error of his ways. With his mind bound by a spell to keep him by Mikolaj's side, Jaskier must try to find a way to escape unless he wishes to remain Mikolaj's captive songbird for good.
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- Part 5 of Whumptober 2020
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When Geralt has a choice to make and no particular investment in either outcome, he likes to flip a coin for it.
Sometimes he uses the coin-flip for weightier decisions than just which direction to take at a crossroads. It hasn’t worked yet, though - he’s still here. Maybe this time will break the streak.
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The Semi-Charmed Life of Julian Pankratz, Assistant Manager at Suzy's Adult Novelty Boutique by Jadelyn, yolkipalki
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Apr 2021
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Jaskier just needs a steady roommate who can pay the rent on time. The fact that the guy is gorgeous is just a bonus. And the fact that he seems to maybe be a murderer, well. At least he cleans up after himself. Jaskier's had worse roommates, honestly.
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Geralt finally decides to stop resisting the mutual attraction between Jaskier and himself. During their first time together, things take a bit of a kinky turn and they learn that they're compatible in a whole other way than they'd expected.
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Whumptober 2020 by Jadelyn
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Jan 2021
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Whumptober 2020 ficlets! Using the prompt list from whumptober2020 on Tumblr, available here. Posting as a series rather than chapters so that I can tag individually, especially since there will be some MCD.
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Jaskier is secretly a dragon with a crippled wing who can't fly. Geralt is not so secretly an idiot when it comes to things like emotions and relationships. They'll probably figure it out, eventually. Maybe.
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The Languid Touches of True Love in the Night by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 May 2020
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Witchers have slow heartbeats and slow blood flow, makes it a lot more difficult to bleed out in battle. But there is another consequence of this mutation - it takes a long time for a witcher to get hard and orgasm during sex. They compensate with a particular potion, and Geralt has rather failed to mention this to Jaskier for the two years they have been together. Until he runs out of the potion when they are practically on vacation and has to explain it to Jaskier.
Jaskier is very intrigued just how long it will take without the potion to make Geralt feel good.
Happy, gentle sex with two men who adore each other.
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- Part 1 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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14 Apr 2021
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Promises Imprinted by Hands by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
16 Jun 2020
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Geralt and Jaskier are finally a couple and finally settled in enough at Kaer Morhen that all of Jaskier's attempts at seduction are finally paying off. But sex with Geralt is very different than what he was used to with men.
He had always thought he had been having good sex.
Geralt has very much changed his thoughts about that.
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- Part 6 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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Geralt and his Brand New Toy by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Jul 2020
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Jaskier's dick has caused problems, yet again, and this time, he is pretty sure that he will actually be killed. He begs Geralt for help, promising the witcher anything, everything to get him out of the latest jam. Geralt agrees.
A few weeks later, Jaskier finds out that maybe that promise was hasty, when Geralt says that the anything in question will be Geralt using Jaskier's body however the hell he wants.
And nevermind, Jaskier should have offered 'anything' to Geralt years ago.
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- Part 13 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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14 Apr 2021
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Jaskier is throwing up flowers and refuses to tell Geralt who has afflicted him so. As Geralt grapples with Jaskier's impending death, he comes to terms with a few things himself.
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“Who’s the unlucky woman?” Geralt asks, stepping into the firelight.
Jaskier starts, dandelions spilling from his hands. He hastily brushes them away. “Gods, Geralt, must you always sneak up on me? This is why you have an image problem, you know. Don’t get me wrong, the whole tall, dark, and murderous vibe is fantastic -- really brings out the color of your eyes -- but the skulking tips you firmly into the realm of, well, somewhat unhinged.”
Geralt only glares at Jaskier, waiting for him to tire himself out, and sets about roasting the fowl.
“Anyway, killing my beloved won’t cure me,” Jaskier continues blithely, “so don’t even think about it. Not all problems can be solved by whacking away at them with those oversized butter knives you carry around.” He settles cross-legged next to the fire with his lute balanced across his knees and strums a few chords.
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12 Apr 2021
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Redwood and Dandelion by sharkhette
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 Feb 2020
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"The Witcher's bought a room for the night, and says he'll pay double for anyone who can bed him without stinking of fear the whole time."
"Oh, I've fucking got this," Jaskier promised.
____________Or, the one where Jaskier works in a brothel and falls head over heels for the stoic, not-actually-that-scary Witcher who comes in requesting his services.
Geralt doesn't know what he's getting himself into.
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11 Apr 2021