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  1. Public Bookmark 73

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    After a less than pleasant encounter with some Weapon X scumbags while on a mission, Wanda Wilson just wants to come back to her shitty apartment, binge watch terrible reality TV shows, and order an obscene amount of Tito’s pizza and diet Mountain Dew (she has a figure to maintain, after all).

    Instead, her hero slash super-bro slash mentor slash boyfriend-but-he-doesn't-know-it-yet Spider-Man decides to be the righteous dickbag she always suspected he was underneath that golden boy exterior and make her eat lead after all—and not in the fun way, either.

    (or: the one where Lady Deadpool just wants a break and Spider-Man can’t say ‘I missed you’ like a normal person.)

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    10 Aug 2019

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    Peter continues staring at Tony. He doesn’t know what to say. His hands are numb and frozen, he’s got a brain freeze. His whole head is an ice pop. He’s still eating an ice pop. Ice pops. Ice pops everywhere.

    Tony narrows his eyes. He’s in the patented Dad pose, hands on hips, head cocked, eyes narrowed, brows furrowed. His mouth is slightly agape, because he’s stuck between shock and deciding what he needs to say next. Peter can tell.

    “When I bought those I thought you might be having one,” Tony says, eyes darting back and forth between Peter, his ice pop, and the pile of remains beside him. Some of the plastic strips still have juice clinging to them, the juice he couldn’t suck out no matter how hard he tried. A rainbow of juice drops left behind.

    “Peter,” Tony says. He steps closer, leans down. “Earth to Peter Parker. Are you in an ice pop coma? Is someone forcing you to consume as many ice pops as possible? Blink twice for yes.”

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    02 Aug 2019

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    “Eighteen detentions last month alone, disgraceful amount of absent hours – often odd classes mid-day or half a day. I won’t mention the after-class clubs, or nerd groups, or whatever it is you do for ‘fun’ that actually counts in to your records anyway.”

    Peter sat frozen on the spot, his face growing hot and red after rapidly paling when Tony began talking.

    “I – I – look, I, let me explain – “

    “That’s,” Tony pointed at him, silencing with one look, “that’s where we might start.”

    “Start?” the teen repeated uneasily.

    Sweet Jesus, what did he have on him?

    “I solved it all, you’re welcome.”

    A beat of silence as Peter blinked at him.

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    Or all your favorite tropes thrown into one happy bundle of fluff. Twitter, sick!Peter, dad!Tony, dickhead!Flash - you name it, I write (scratch that, probably have written) it. Because I'm a slut for iron dad like y'all, domestic hoes.

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    02 Aug 2019

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    "Back home they talk about you like you’re a cautionary tale, Mr. Crowley, but...I think I get it. Which scares me. Like, I really like popcorn and hot dogs. And movies. And cats, and, and jacuzzi tubs, and, like, the whole country of Iceland. I’ve even tried smooching consenting adult humans and stuff, to keep up appearances, and it’s pretty cool once you get past how weird it is. The biggest thing? Lately it’s not been as fun constantly gaslighting Ryan.” Madej looked at Ryan and folded his arms tightly against his chest. “He thinks I’m his best friend.”

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    13 Jul 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    07 Jul 2019