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    “Do you know what’s happening to me?” Aziraphale asked, his fingers gripping at his knees with the effort of not getting up off the stool and pressing the whole of his body against Crowley’s back. “Be truthful with me.”

    Crowley spun around. Ripping off his glasses, he threw them aside and set his hands to Aziraphale’s shoulders to look him straight in the eye. “You’re horny, angel. Straight up gagging for it, looking for a first-class ticket to pound town, horny.”

    “Well,” Aziraphale said slowly, and glanced down at his lap, “that explains the hard on.”

    tl;dr prophecy makes them do it

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    13 Oct 2019

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    Half a world between them and Crowley gets a rather funny phone call from Aziraphale. Who is sloshed, doesn't know he's called Crowley on the mobile that Crowley insisted he take with him and is happily waxing poetics about Crowley to his own drunk self.

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    12 Oct 2019

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    It was…intriguing, Aziraphale had to admit. “Curiosity killed the cat,” he told himself sternly. But then, satisfaction brought it back – wasn’t that the rest of the saying? However it went, he could already tell that he would be fretting the night away if he didn’t give in to temptation.

    (Aziraphale discovers that Crowley satisfied his loneliness in the previous decade by posting intimate videos of himself online - videos that Aziraphale himself was never meant to see.)

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    08 Oct 2019

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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    08 Oct 2019

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    Miles is not a patient man, and he knows this. However, for Phoenix, he's willing to wait. Even if he desperately wants him and keeps dreaming about it.
    (Companion to That Famous Happy Ending)

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    05 Oct 2018