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    Or: Real Housewives of The Medium: Battleroyale
    Or: The Housewives Route

    Kanaya Maryam-Lalonde fucking hates the neighbors. Well. The Neighbor. Terezi is a perfectly fine, respectable woman- an excellent lawyer by all accounts. But her wife... her wife is a foul beast who can only have been sent with the express purpose of shattering this otherwise paradisaical suburban life.

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    10 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    Or: Real Housewives of The Medium: Battleroyale
    Or: The Housewives Route

    Kanaya Maryam-Lalonde fucking hates the neighbors. Well. The Neighbor. Terezi is a perfectly fine, respectable woman- an excellent lawyer by all accounts. But her wife... her wife is a foul beast who can only have been sent with the express purpose of shattering this otherwise paradisaical suburban life.

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    10 Dec 2019

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    “Howdy, there! Welcome to the voyage of a lifetime, sponsored by Crockercorp and brought to you proudly by Skaianet research enterprises! I’m sure you’re already chuffed to be off on such a spiffing adventure, whether serving our little universe’s government or otherwise accomplishing the kind of interstellar diplomacy that demands the use of a cruiser of this magnitude. Skaianet’s Long Haul Class-800 Military-Grade Fleet - ah, there’s a mouthful, heh, to think I signed off on this! - well, these lovely ships are equipped with a whole range of amenities. Whether you’ll be ensconced in this reinforced steel hull for a few days or, safely, up to two decades, you’ll be sure to find plenty with which to occupy yourself while your trip is underway!”

    Rosebot has altogether too much time to muse over her recent ascension and the accompanying circumstances, mostly-alone on the not-yet-Theseus. Luckily, there's a beta version of some pet project surreptitiously loaded on the cruiser that Dirk... procured. If anyone in paradox space can help her stop overthinking, it has to be Jake English.

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    10 Dec 2019

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    Recanonisation is a tricky process, and as time goes on, you're beginning to realise more than just your life has been dragged out of the shell of obscurity.

    June Egbert. Post-Meat. A lengthy meditation on gender, canonical dissolution, and what it means to be someone well beyond the end of everything.

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    10 Dec 2019

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    Karkat’s first mistake was introducing Dave to sopor.

    His second mistake was letting himself think that would be where it ended.

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    05 Dec 2019