Irrealia
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- The Hobbit - All Media Types (17)
- The Hobbit (Jackson Movies) (15)
- Doctor Who (2005) (12)
- Doctor Who (12)
- The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien (6)
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Nothing could bring Sirius back to him, he knew that, he knew—in a way, he knew his Sirius had never returned from Azkaban in the first place. His Sirius had died in that explosion 15 years ago, just as surely as if he’d been one of the dozen or so Muggles that Pettigrew had found so disposable. But somehow, Tonks had become such a poignant echo of her cousin that Remus found his eyes turning back to her, finding her, again, and again...
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Helianthus by Irrealia for KBBearen (KDRBear)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
25 Dec 2017
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Hobbits prefer sunshine, and winters in Erebor are dark and difficult. Thorin's approach, naturally, is to seek a technical solution to Bilbo's problems.
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The Reconstruction by Irrealia for kettish
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
20 Dec 2016
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Dwalin feels a bit left out, now that Bilbo and Thorin are together, even if a relationship was never something he wanted.
Fortunately, he doesn't need to be in a relationship to be included, and Bilbo is determined to cheer him up.
This fic consists of a smutty center with a soft wrapping of dwarven cultural differences and friendship in a Modern Middle Earth setting. Happy Hobbit Holiday, dear Kettish!
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We’d Walk among the World Again by Irrealia
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
25 Nov 2016
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A birthday gift for the ever-amazing Pangur.
Nobody dies, everyone lives, time has passed after the Battle of the Five Armies, and Dale and Erebor have mostly sorted themselves out. Tilda is a princess now, but it turns out being a princess is pretty boring, and she has fond memories of the dwarfs who turned her childhood upside-down. Enter Bilbo (and Bofur!) to fix that.
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- Part 7 of Tumblr Ficlets - Bagginshield Edition
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Winterfilth by Irrealia for Emsiecat
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
25 Nov 2016
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Based on a prompt by Emsiecat: "Bagginshield with a Halloween (or ME equivalent) flavour :3"
Gardening in the Northeast of Middle Earth is not like gardening in the Shire. There are pumpkins that need saving! And carving. Straight-up fluff.
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- Part 6 of Tumblr Ficlets - Bagginshield Edition
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Tumblr Ficlets - Bagginshield Edition by Irrealia
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
25 Nov 2016
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Things that happen to Rose Tyler after Doomsday, many of which are not particularly cheerful but then, they wouldn't be, would they?
Title courtesy of Book 1 of Paradise Lost:
- [Satan] call'd so loud, that all the hollow Deep
Of Hell resounded. Princes, Potentates,
Warriers, the Flowr of Heav'n, once yours, now lost,
If such astonishment as this can sieze
Eternal spirits; or have ye chos'n this place
After the toyl of Battel to repose
Your wearied vertue, for the ease you find
To slumber here, as in the Vales of Heav'n?
Or in this abject posture have ye sworn
To adore the Conquerour? who now beholds
Cherube and Seraph rowling in the Flood
With scatter'd Arms and Ensigns, till anon
His swift pursuers from Heav'n Gates discern
Th' advantage, and descending tread us down
Thus drooping, or with linked Thunderbolts
Transfix us to the bottom of this Gulfe.
Awake, arise, or be for ever fall'n.- Words:
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Kinky Who by Irrealia
Fandom: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who 2005, Real Person Fiction
07 May 2011
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Stories written to fill prompts for Doctor Who kinkmemes... after I've decided I'm willing to 'fess up to the stories ;)
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Thorin Works Through His Issues and Deserves Happiness Dammit by Irrealia
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Mar 2016
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Taking any and all suggestions for a better title for this.
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Later, Harry will start telling people he fell in love with Severus after the war.
It will not quite be a lie.
Bookmarked by Irrealia
01 Jun 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
This fic shredded my heart and then somehow stitched it back together, while also doing justice to what a terrifying prospect time travel is, and it will be living rent-free in my head forever.
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Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.
Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.
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- Part 1 of The Problem Universe
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 162/162
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Bookmarked by Irrealia
29 May 2021
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He likes them best as poor substitutions.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,553
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- Comments:
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- 1393
Bookmarked by Irrealia
14 May 2021
Bookmarker's Notes
Danni wrote this for me and it's so many things that have been in my head for so long and it's so perfect and beautiful and just a little bit awful and I love it so much I'm crying.
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Draco finds his way after the war.
Bookmarked by Irrealia
09 May 2021
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What better means of revenge than seducing your enemy’s boyfriend? Nothing could possibly go wrong.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Irrealia
06 May 2021