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    Steve looks confused. “That shirt really brings out your eyes,” he says, hesitantly.

    Danny openly gapes at him for a moment. “I said hit me, not hit on me, you gigantic weirdo.”

    In which a misunderstanding leads to a somewhat peculiar arrangement, which leads to a happy end.

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    “I’m offended by how eager you were to clarify that you’re not tapping this.” He waves a hand up and down to indicate his own body. “Babe, you wish you were so lucky.”

    Steve looks at him with more fondness than annoyance. “Sure, Danno. You’re a catch.”

    In which “this is Steve, my partner” does not mean what people think it means, and the whole situation is going to give Danny a complex, one of these days.

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    “What, what, what are you doing?”

    His question does not have the desired effect of getting Steve to pause in his efforts to divest himself of seemingly all of his clothes. Instead, it means Steve is looking right at Danny while he pops the button on his cargo pants and pulls down the zipper. “I’m taking off my clothes,” Steve says, and Danny feels a little faint.

    Or: In which life in Five-0 is hard, but getting Steve to keep his clothes on while he works is even harder (and Danny refuses to even let himself think the obvious joke about what else is hard).

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    “What’s the deal with you and closets?” Steve asks.

    “There is no deal. I am not in a closet.”

    “But you are.”

    Danny cedes just the tiniest bit of conversational ground. “On a physical level, yes, I am finding myself in a closet. No thanks to you.”

    Or: If Danny doesn’t accidentally strangle himself with a stripper’s brassiere first, he might just drown in all the irony.

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    “So Halloween’s coming up,” Steve says, all casual, like it’s not the only thing they’ve been hearing about from Charlie for two weeks straight.

    Or: A day that will haunt Danny for years to come (and possibly the entire rest of his life, in sickness and in health).

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