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  1. Rec 6

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    I’ve got a story about a party of adventurers called the Mighty Nein. It starts when a bunch of assholes meet in a tavern.

    Aw come on, I’ve heard that one a gazillion times before.

    You sure? Let me clarify.

    A cleric of the Storm Lord and a goblin wizard walk into a bar. They meet a human cleric, a tiefling barbarian, and a firbolg monk. Then a half-orc blood hunter and a human rogue invite them to see a circus.

    Okay. Yeah. I haven’t heard that one before.

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    21 Feb 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    Rus needs money fast, and as a prostitute that usually means taking anyone and everyone no matter how dirty and disgusting they are. But being called up to the penthouse to service an actual mob boss? Yeah, that was NOT on his radar for this evening, and he definitely doesn't look the part.
    What does Boss really want from him? And can Rus provide it?

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    09 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    'Surely if ever there was a time to tell Gimli it was then, flush with an impossible victory.

    Except he had said nothing, for there was ever more to do and never time, never time to pull Gimli aside and taste the mouth hidden beneath the fall of his moustache, to fit his slim, Eleven hands into ones coarse with callouses from the handle of an axe, to tell Gimli that every song Legolas sang, every smile and laugh and every step forward he had taken since their path darkened was bolstered only by Gimli at his side, to speak to him of Elvish courting rituals and run his fingers through Gimli’s russet hair and ask if he would allow Legolas to twist an Elvish braid in it, something to mark to all the world, even if only his Elven eyes would understand, that Gimli was tied to him.

    To ask Gimli to teach him all the impossible ways their bodies might fit together.'

     

    The night before the Battle of the Black Gate, and several days after.

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    04 Jan 2021

  4. Rec 4

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    Her lips are dry and taste of whiskey, which Fjord might have predicted if, at any time in his life before this, someone had asked him what he might’ve thought it would be like to kiss Nott, the Brave. What he wouldn’t have predicted even thirty seconds ago, is that from the way she leans into the kiss, she wasn’t joking.

    And Fjord doesn’t think he was either.

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    19 Dec 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    Grief in general is a difficult thing for Fjord to wrap his head around. He hasn’t truly grieved a terrible loss before; never had anything he couldn’t bear losing before. Now—he can’t imagine losing Caduceus. Can hardly imagine a day without him. “Do you think it gets easier?”

    “Oh,” Caduceus says, “Everything gets easier, I think.” 

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    After everything, Caduceus and Fjord find a little house on a cliff by the sea, and a life follows.

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    24 Aug 2020