In_Joke_Taken

Nobody Can Explain A Dragon



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    Roy is a presidential candidate. Edward is a Law student.
    Their affair might just be the scandal of the year.

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    06 Aug 2018

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    Everyone Edward's age gets their tattoos, gets to know who their soulmate is, and it's just one more thing to remind Edward of all the things he's lost and never got to have.

    Major spoilers for Brotherhood.

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    05 Aug 2018

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    What if Regulus Black, and not Severus Snape, ended up being the turncoat Potions Master of Hogwarts?

    A not!fic written in bullet points, ignoring the Deathly Hallows entirely because they annoy me.

    Beta by my immensely patient Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw, and by the delightful starbirdrampant.

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    23 Jul 2018

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    They say I do it;
    Ain't nobody caught me.
    You sure gotta prove it on me.

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    04 Jul 2018

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    Steve has no plan. Not because he hadn't tried to make one. He'd tried to make lots of plans. Plan, adapt, plan again, tried to think of every contingency.

    And then he'd thrown them away, because there wasn't much point. What could you plan for? He couldn't guess the possible contingencies, the situations, the potentials. And he sure as sure hadn't figured on what's happened now, on coming back to his place and finding Bucky here. He hadn't even hoped for that.

    He hadn't realized he could.

    [post-Winter Soldier recovery fic]

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    03 Jul 2018