ImNotWhatIUsedToBe



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    "And then there was pain again, but this time it was in only three places—his arm, below his clavicle, and next to his heart, all on the left side. It felt like the skin was being sliced apart, ripped open, flayed off—
    And suddenly it was done.
    Derek looked across the room and saw the boy on the floor, looking about as bad as Derek felt."

    Derek and Stiles learn that bonding is probably best done with ridiculous amounts of video games and maybe a little bit of time.

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    07 Aug 2022

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    Domaystic Day 5 : the pet from next door

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    06 Aug 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    Someone's following Stiles through home goods stores. He calls Derek for help.

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    06 Aug 2022

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    Stiles doesn't understand why Derek hasn't offered him the bite the way he did with Erica and the others. When Derek asks if Stiles really wants to be offered the bite the way he offered it to Erica, and Stiles says yes, Derek has a little fun at Stiles' expense, but might get more than he bargained for.

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    06 Aug 2022

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    “You lying, incompetent pushover.” Jennifer sneered. “What happened to you, Chris? You used to have a spine, for crying out loud! You were hired for this position to protect our children from these types of attacks, yet in the first month of school my daughter experiences a hate crime?”

    “Jennifer, you’ve never seen a hate crime in your life.” Stiles scoffed. “You know just as well as I do that the only assault happening here is the attack your blindingly purple pantsuit is sieging against my retinas.”

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    Stiles and Derek’s daughter makes a new friend by almost punching someone in the face and “Jennifer” is spelled K-A-R-E-N. Featuring Teacher!Stiles, Principal!Chris, and adorable children being assholes.

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    05 Aug 2022