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    The Hidden Leaf Village in Naruto's time seems to have forgotten just why the village was founded and have lost their way. Through a mishap with a hiraishin seal, Tobirama finds himself during Naruto's time and he is having none of this nonsense. His brother may be gone, but he won't stand to have Hashirama's dream trampled so.

    And if he has to cause a civil war or burn the village down to the ground? Well that depends on how much resistance he meets.

    All Tobirama does know for certain is that no child will suffer underneath the protection of Konoha and if he has to take them in and care for them himself, then he will.

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    06 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    "They're dead," Sasuke cries, his tears soaking into Itachi's vest. "Nii-san, they're all dead..."

    Itachi wraps his arms around his trembling brother, holding him close. He presses his lips against Sasuke's hair, rests his chin on the top of his head.

    He doesn't cry. He hasn't cried since he was four.

    AU. The Uchiha Massacre still happens, but not by Itachi's hand. Itachi stays in Konoha, and Sasuke grows up with his brother at his side.

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    03 Dec 2019

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    She wakes up in a massacre, drool and blood dripping down the front of her shirt as she stares emptily at the two dead bodies before her.

    A part of her mind is screaming, howling at the memories of countless deaths carved into it and the burning betrayal of his brother.

    The other is sobbing hysterically at the memory of hands that took and took until there wasn’t anything left to take.

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    It takes her months to come to terms with the fact that she’s not dead but alive and trapped in the body of a six-year-old little boy whose brother had massacred his entire family. She feels disconnected from the world she's awaken in, where children are being taught to kill and she's living in the same house the boy saw his family be slaughtered in and no one seems to care.

    Being reborn isn't fun.

    Being reborn as Uchiha Sasuke is a mess and a half.

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    02 Dec 2019

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    Dudley Dursley lives with the guilt of what his family had done to his cousin, which can never be forgiven. He resents the person he used to be and tries to live as a better person, but a part of himself can never truly get over how cruel he had been to the kind-hearted Harry. After a car accident, he wakes to find himself a child all over again.
    He sets out to make Harry's childhood better, as much as he can. All the while he must hide the fact, he too, now has magic as well. It shouldn't be too hard, should it?

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    27 Nov 2019

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    A slightly unhinged Kakashi finds two year old Naruto being beaten up, and decides the best course of action is to kidnap him and go on the run. Hilarity ensues. Other ninjas follow Kakashi's example. Zabuza has no idea how he ended up giving all these Konoha ninja parenting classes.

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    26 Nov 2019