Iamnotinnocentanymore



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    In Connor’s mind, it is simple:
    Hank has Sumo.
    Connor? Connor has Bob.

    “Connor, what the hell is th-...is that a roomba ?”

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    It isn't always easy assisting a deaf detective. Luckily for John, they make a pretty good team.

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    Or: how Jim Moriarty beat death, took his first real vacation, briefly became a Bond villain, and found true love

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    Jim Moriarty is lying on the rooftop, limbs askew, brains splattered, blood congealing. Out with a bang, indeed. All in all, a fairly anti-climatic end to a legend. His only consolation is that at least it came as a surprise.

    No, that’s not quite right.

    Let’s rewind a bit.

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    For a prompt: When Sherlock first lays eyes on John, it's love at first sight. Unfortunately, Sherlock is sort of a two-year-old about emotions, and gets clumsy, tongue-tied and stupid every time he tries to speak to John. As everyone goes on about how brilliant Sherlock is, John is left wondering if they're talking about the same Sherlock Holmes. Because the Sherlock he knows is barely capable of stringing together a coherent sentence.

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    In hindsight, John thought, the smug expression on Mr. Copper's face as he'd carried a large box into the classroom should have told him that this wasn't going to be a Monday like any other. However, he really hadn't anticipated the box to contain several realistic looking baby dolls and the sentence “Congratulations, you're going to be parents” to come out of his teacher's mouth. 

    John and Sherlock are assigned to look after a baby simulator together. While the parental sensitivity is slow to come, feelings of a different kind are definitely sprouting between them...

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