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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    Geralt finds Dandelion's Café by accident. The décor is ridiculous, the barista is odd, and the music is ridiculously odd. The only reason he comes back at all is because the coffee is so good.

    That, and his writer's block.

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  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    Julian Pankratz is only eight years old when he watches his home and family burn, their deaths orchestrated by an unknown witcher’s hand. Forced to flee to Oxenfurt with his mother, Julian becomes Jaskier-- a boy raised on revenge and hurt, a son treated as a soldier with the sole purpose of enacting vengeance. When the world delivers one Geralt of Rivia to him, the infamous Butcher of Blaviken, Jaskier’s role in life is clear.

    “Befriend the witcher. Gain his trust… Use it to destroy him when the time comes.”

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  3. Rec 17

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    Getting stuck in Kaedwen in winter had never been on Jaskier's plan. It's cold, they don't appreciate his music and nobody likes their national beverage anyway. The only redeeming thing Kaedwen has is Kaer Morhen, so Jaskier does what any reasonable bard would do in this situation: he decides to charm his way into Kaer Morhen to hibernate with Geralt and the other witchers. If nothing it will be an experience no human has ever had, fuel for songs and poems for years to come, while finally teaching him a thing or two about witchers he's just dying to know.

    Curiosity tended to kill the cat, but Jasker had always seen himself as more of a bird anyway.

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    A fully illustrated version of Fayet's Hibernating with Ghosts.

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    25 Jan 2021

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    They say that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. That’s the truth, at least where Jaskier is concerned—just don’t mess with his sausage rolls.

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    24 Dec 2020

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    He looked up, and a man stood before him. Geralt hadn't heard him approach. That was the first sign there was something odd.

    The second was the faint but still noxious smell of poison that clung to his fingers, just strong enough to make out over the spiced perfume he wore. And under all of that was a richer smell, as familiar as Geralt's own scent, because it was Geralt's own. Or a witcher's, at least.

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