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    What were you like as a kid?” Eames asks him.
    “Quiet,” Arthur says. “I lived in my head a lot. You?”
    “I did too,” Eames replies. “Only I was never quiet about it.”

    A story about growing up, sort of.

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    “Yusuf,” she says, dangerously, “did you give my point man a love potion?”

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    Eames tackles him from behind, brings him down onto his belly on the carpet, and plants a knee in his back. “What,” he pants, “the hell.”

     

    Arthur gets into trouble, and can't remember how he got there. Eames lends a hand.

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    19 Sep 2022

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    Spaghetti's straight until you heat it up. Or, how Arthur learned not to use pasta as a pickup line and Eames learned to enjoy long walks on the Kinsey scale.

    Written for i-reversebang as a companion piece to this lovely artwork by heavenly_rain.

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    It's worse when the others leave them alone. It's getting worse and worse.

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