I_Am_Not_A_Robot



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  1. Summary

    a bunch of fics based off various Lemon Demon songs, cryptids, and other such lovely things
    doesn't necessarily have to be read in any order. most of the stories aren't really connected, except that they take place in the same universe.... except for "Planet Destroyer"

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Ghostface has been stalking Jake for weeks. When Jake sleeps tonight, Ghostface finally, finally strikes. Better get the camera- it’s gonna be a good one!

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    12 Oct 2020

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    oh, this is DELIGHTFULLY fucked up

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    a character study about trans!kai and greenflame
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    soulmate au: when your soulmate cries, a flower grows on your body (mostly your back). the more violent the crying is, the more painful it is
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    trans: to feel great discomfort in your own body and sex (your biological makeup), and feeling more comfortable with taking on another gender

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    06 Jun 2020

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    <3

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    "Why is what here?" Wu feigned innocence, realizing what was going on and desperately hoping he was wrong.

    "That thing," He sputtered, making a vague gesture towards Zane, who judging by the new devastation in his eyes, was realizing what was happening as well.

    "Zane?" Jay stepped forward. "He's part of the crew, and if you think he's going anywhere, then-"

    "Zane, leave."

    The words felt like fire on Wu's tongue, burning the android alive. Zane's voice trembled slightly as he spoke, moving into a slight bow.

    "Yes, Sensei."

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    An engineer visits the Bounty to strike a deal with Wu, but the crew discovers he thinks less than kindly of sentient androids.

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    31 May 2020

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    D,:

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Kai takes over Ninjago. Cole isn't very happy about that.

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    31 May 2020

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    :D

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    At first Cole startles, and he's just happy his reflexes don't kick in and punch Jay in the face.
    Jay doesn't even seem to notice Cole's distress. His face is relaxed, head leaning against one arm to get more comfortable. The fond smile shows as much in his eyes as in the quirk of his lips. Like he is looking at a kitten or a fluffy duckling. Not big, rough and sweaty unshaven Cole.
    "Hey." He says, voice as soft as his gaze.
    "Hey," Cole responds, his just-woke-up voice as croaky and throaty as a frog with a cold.
    And he'll blame that sleepiness when he doesn't immediately react to push him off when Jay leans in and kiss him.

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    On a mission to a foreign island Jay is bitten by a "love bug" and now he's entirely sure he's in love with Cole for at least a couple of weeks. The whole situation would be a lot easier to deal with if Cole wasn't also already in love with him.

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    30 May 2020

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    this is cute and funny

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