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    The last time Klaus saw his siblings was at Allison and Patrick's wedding. A lot had changed since then; including the not-so-accidental, irreversible loss of his sight.

    There's no time to tell them that, though. Not with the return of their long-presumed-dead brother and the impending apocalypse. Plus, it doesn't matter. He's got Ben as a good seeing-eye ghost.

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    What if Klaus was kidnapped by Hazel and Cha-Cha after coming back from Vietnam? This is an exploration of that world.

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    17 Oct 2019

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    “May I have the milk?” He asked and winced when he knew he let out a lisp on the first word. Vanya nodded, clearly nervous about the fact that Klaus had never had a lisp before. She passed him the half gallon of milk and Klaus turned to grab a glass. Ben was right behind him, his cold hand rubbing Klaus’ back and Klaus took his time to pour his milk knowing there was probably at least two people raising their voices behind him.

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    08 Oct 2019

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    Harry Potter is blinded at an early age. She learns to see magic instead. One night she is wandering the streets of Surrey and is found by a concerned Andromeda Tonks. Not gender-swap, Harry is a trans girl.

    Massively out of Canon!

    Abandoned & Unfinished work.

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    06 Oct 2019

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    “Angel…” Crowley hesitates. “What’s it say?”
    Aziraphale swallows thickly. “She’s...she’s a gift.”
    It’s as he suspected, but still can’t believe. “From whom?”
    A firm believer in show, don’t tell apparently, Aziraphale flips the paper his way.
    "t gravely tooketh thee two six thousand years to receiveth together. lest I not letting either of thee waste another second. -G"
    Translation: "It seriously took you two six thousand years to get together. I'm not letting either of you waste another second. -G"
    Crowley can’t say what they’re both thinking. Aziraphale can.
    “It appears God has sent us a baby.”

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    05 Oct 2019