INeverHadMyInternetPhase



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    A series of AU oneshots in which Dan meets his favourite youtuber, AmazingPhil, in a variety of unconventional ways. Or, I have 30 meet-cutes and I'm gonna write a oneshot based on Dan and Phil for each one. Fluff and some awkwardness ensue.

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    “2019?” Yoongi repeats, and Jimin nods.

    “Fuck,” Yoongi said, falling back onto the bed.

    He’s travelled a little over five years back to the past. Back to when he and Jimin were nothing but friends.

    Great.

    Jimin is going to kill him.

    or; au where Yoongi accidentally travels back in time to when him and Jimin weren’t dating. When future!Yoongi and past!Jimin meet, Jimin is so against the idea of them being a thing that Yoongi stays to convince Jimin they’re meant to be. Simultaneously, Yoongi re-discovers falling in love with Jimin.

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    11 Nov 2019

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    Jimin has two problems:
    1. He promised Taehyung to let his rebellious cousin Yoongi live with him for a while.
    2. He may also promised his brother to take care of his one year old niece in the exact same timespan.

    Jimin is sure about one thing. He is definitely screwed.

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    29 Aug 2019

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    Now, Jimin wasn't a scaredy-cat in the same way Hoseok or Taehyung were. Maybe he wasn't exacly the "manly man" he had tried to seem like in his later high school years, but he wouldn't call himself a total chicken either. That's why he was not proud of his reaction to a spider sitting in his shower.

    or,
    Jimin freaks out about a spider. Min Yoongi, neighbour, comes to the rescue.

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    04 Aug 2019

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    If anything, Jimin didn’t need more on his plate, with all those unopened bills waiting for him at home, along with his six year-old daughter he is raising mostly on his own – Taehyung does whatever he can but he’s been busy lately with college assignments and the part-time jobs he’s taking to pay the student loans so, to be honest, Jimin wouldn’t dare to ask him for more. Naeun is his responsibility, after all. Jimin has more than he can handle on his mind, so adding more to the equation isn’t a possibility. Cue to Min Yoongi, his charming and considerate boss, who has no business in Jimin’s messy life.

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    31 Jul 2019

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    Suddenly, the air is knocked out of his chest, he is toppling backward onto the studio floor, a weight painfully pressing him down onto the linoleum floor. He rips his eyes open that instinctively have squeezed shut in his fall. He almost screams.

    Towering over him is a guy, dark hair shoved under a snapback, the lower half of his face covered by a face mask. He looks pale as death and his dark eyes are frantically flitting across Jimin, then above him across the studio.

    “What the –”
     

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    When Jimin meets Yoongi, he thinks he is a phone-retrieving-not-quite-single-father-shop-assistant-criminal.
    Yoongi just thinks Jimin is cute.

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    26 Jul 2019