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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    prompt: lipstick

    dani and jamie are outsmarted by an eight year old

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    09 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    “I’ve come to make you an offer,” he says, obviously trying to avoid staying in here for longer than is necessary. But she notices the way he’s clenching his jaw, as if the words taste bad in his mouth.

    “Your daughter’s hand in marriage and freedom to roam the seas?”

    There’s a vein across his forehead that’s definitely pulsing by now. “No,” he growls out. “There is an object I’m sure you’ve heard about.”

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    the hizzie/posie pirates au

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    05 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    "Oh my god, Owen. Beautiful woman. Ten o'clock." She whispers. 

    "Where?" He responds. 

    She looks to her right where he's sitting next to her only to find him looking in the two o'clock direction. 

    "Ten o'clock, you muppet!"

    Owen turns his head in the right direction. "Oh.." He says quietly. 

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    A/U - Jamie and Owen go on an all inclusive 2 week holiday/vacation to Mexico, where they meet Dani and Hannah.

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    23 Aug 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    “‘Owen, I’ve let you talk me into some insane shit over the years, but this is too much.’

    “Look,” Owen’s eyes soften, “you would be doing me a huge favour...”

    Jamie stubs her cigarette out, “You’re challenging me to prove that I’m a fully reformed member of society by faking a whirlwind romance with your heterosexual, American cousin which will ultimately culminate in an extremely illegal green card marriage?’”

    Or, Dani and Owen are cousins and Dani really needs a green card.

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    22 Aug 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    Dani Clayton is seven years old, about three feet tall, sporting blonde pigtails, rosy cheeks and a face full of freckles when she sees Jamie Taylor for the first time.

    or the evolution of Dani and Jamie's relationship over 5 summers.

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    20 Aug 2021