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  1. Summary

    The Alolan Trials might be hot shit for parents and trainers alike, but as far as Guzma's concerned, Who Needs Trials when he's got Team Skull?

    Series of [mostly] pre-game Oneshots depicting the typical Team Skull Antics and GuzDad trying to keep his self-made family going. Possible Canon Divergences later on.

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  2. Summary

    Collection of oneshots, drabbles and other fics based on the Heylin Restart canon. Read what exists of the main story here

    Fics are standalone and not in any chronological order.

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  3. Summary

    An extended, Post Game, HarlockShipping AU.

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    Related drabbles that occur in a Hogwarts AU for Harlockshipping. [Cyrus/Guzma]

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  5. Summary

    Collection of drabbles from my former DTMG tumblr. Requests, and some just because.

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    21 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    It isn't fair, he thinks, that he can feel the warm radiance of Crowley's love, can bask in it the way Crowley's snake-self coils in a sunbeam, but the demon has been cut off from this wondrous feeling. It isn't fair that Crowley spent six thousand years waiting for Aziraphale, surviving only on a thread of hope, while Aziraphale knew well the depth of Crowley's feelings and still refused to let him know they were reciprocated.

     

     

    Aziraphale seeks a way to allow Crowley to feel his love, and Crowley learns just how much his angel truly cares about him.

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    20 Oct 2019

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    Crowley has run out of things to keep 10-year-old Warlock entertained. Aziraphale suggests he teach Warlock how to bake. Crowley and Warlock bake Aziraphale's banana bread recipe together. Chaos and flames ensue.

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    19 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    It had 75 years since their fight, and Aziraphale sensed that Crowley had moved away from London, whether long term or short he isn't sure. He decides to investigate, wondering if there was any way to repair the rift of that fight in 1862. What he finds is a surprise. There had been talk of a beautiful Prima ballerina with deep red hair, that has charmed all audiences with her perfect enchanting movements. Many say that she usually keeps her eyes hidden, unless she was on stage, so no one knows what she looks like outside of costume. Aziraphale wonders, who is this beautiful ballerina?

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    18 Oct 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 72

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    When his angel stretches out a hand, cupid’s bow mouth curved into a familiar smile, Crowley knows better.

    When he’s led to his own bedroom, pushed down amidst the silk sheets and hastily miracled pillows and a sinful duvet, when Aziraphale leans over him and the whole world seems to hang right there in his eyes, Crowley knows that this is not his to keep.

    It’s not for him to have this.

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    18 Oct 2019