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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    "'Gabriel’s going to propose to me at prom.'

    Crowley tore her eyes wide open before she would erupt in nervous laughter.

    'Ha ha, you devout Christians sure know how to get it on-'

    'Antonia!' Azira cried out, fidgeting with her chastity ring. 'He said I wouldn’t be needing this one for any longer soon!'

    Immediately, Crowley’s laughter died on her lips."

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    Azira maybe didn’t know about God’s ineffable plan for her life or how to do taxes herself, but she knew for sure that fantasizing about your best friend while involuntarily making out with your boyfriend was quite the precarious issue.

    Or: Two oblivious idiots dream about ruining their friendship because they want to be lovers instead. Inspired by "Jenny" by the Studio Killers aka. THE lesbian pining song

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    01 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Heaven was making Crowley forget, Hell was doing the same to Aziraphale. It was the worst case scenario, and he would never know himself again.

    Anthony was going about his day normally until a redhead walked in, and in an instant, he was captured by the stranger. In a weird way, his body, his look, felt familiar. Maybe, they could become friends.

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    21 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    “Actually, the fact that it’s forbidden is a point in its favour. I intend to make the absolute most of my newfound freedom.” Aziraphale blinks, and Crowley could swear he saw something wicked surface and disappear in those pale blue eyes of his. “Dearest, you can close your mouth now. You look quite like a fish out of water.”
    Crowley does close his mouth. “I—you—I just—I was not expecting you to agree so quickly.”
    Aziraphale steps closer to him, putting a hand on his cheek. “Why would I ever deny you something you want?” Crowley decides to be gracious and not point out Aziraphale has a long history of doing exactly that. But that was before. This is now.
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    Crowley asks Aziraphale to use his angelic powers on him in bed.
    Of course, because this is Crowley, he does not realize he’s in way over his head until it’s too late.

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    21 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Auribus Teneo Lupum: I hold the wolf by the ears; a situation where holding on and letting go can prove to be dangerous.

    On one particular evening, A.Z.Fell & Co. becomes a safe refuge for a runaway who blunders in, weak, injured, and unable to talk apart from sharing his own name. The owner, known by everyone in the block as Mr. Ezra Fell, has no second thoughts about housing and caring for this young man. But soon enough, complications arise, his secret being found out and his job and bookshop in danger from the very people he despises and the very people that, he laments, was his real family.

    In saunters Atty. Anthony J. Crowley, hired by said family to try and threaten the bookshop owner into closing down his business, or risk having a case slapped against him for harboring a fugitive, which could see him behind bars for a maximum of five years.

    Ezra, as it turns out, was a mild-mannered man who Crowley immediately takes a liking to, and the case abruptly seems too muddled up in gray water for Crowley to be on his client’s side. They both have to race against time and navigate themselves through a complicated maze of legal nature to save the runaway, Ezra, and the bookshop from certain doom.

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    19 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    Eternal Affairs follows up on Aziraphale's complaint about 'bad Angels', and happen to meet Crowley. Their inability to find any record of him sends him spiralling into an identity crisis that Aziraphale has to pick up the pieces of, whilst also dealing with his own horrifying visions of falling. Can anybody work out where he belongs?

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    18 Sep 2019