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  1. Public Bookmark 73

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    “You know finding an actual unicorn is...unlikely,” Brienne starts and there's that look again.

    “I know that better than most, Brienne,” she says tightly. “But I have a solid lead.”

    “You do?”

    “Yes.” Catelyn looks cagey all of a sudden, a look that Brienne very much does not like because she's already certain what, or rather who, the lead is and-

    “No,” Brienne says and Catelyn sighs as though every burden in the world is on her shoulders alone and Brienne respects the woman's grief, but. “No,” she says again.

    “Please, Brienne, hear me out.”

    “No,” Brienne repeats and realizes she sounds like some sort of very negative cuckoo clock but she doesn't care. “I am not going out into the wilderness with him.”


    Catelyn needs a unicorn horn. Jaime knows where one is. Brienne is the only virgin she trusts to go with him. Time for a road trip!

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    10 Jan 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Jack Robinson had managed to pick up Lucifer Morningstar on his journey to England. Why, he asks himself, was he even surprised that Phryne Fisher already knew this magnetic man?

    The three of them arrive in London, and Amenadiel tasks Lucifer with a mission – a demon has escaped Hell, and it is down to Lucifer and his two Detectives to find it.

    Phryne brings the Devil to a family dinner, much to her father consternation. And Jack is stranded with two dark-haired incorrigible flirts. However will he manage?

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    07 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    Phryne Fisher meets the devil - or, Lucifer meets the Honourable Miss Fisher!

    Paris 1919. Lucifer is peeping up topside for one of his short vacations on Earth, seeking out the nightlife of Paris. Phryne is staying in the city with her friends after her time as an ambulance driver in World War I.

    Of course they are bound to meet, and of course there will be shenanigans.

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    06 Oct 2019

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    When Brienne Tarth, a tough London copper, is forced to move to a sleepy town in Somerset to be their new police sergeant, she is partnered with Jaime Lannister, who is not happy about the whole deal. However, things are not what they seem in Casterly, and Brienne and Jaime end up uncovering a conspiracy bigger than anything they were ever anticipating.

    A bit of ridiculous, murderous fun to help us all forget about Series 8!

    References to a certain 2007 buddy cop comedy abound.

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    29 Jun 2019

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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    14 Jan 2019