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“The Resistance would never trust you enough to agree to negotiations,” she told him after a few minutes.
“It is fortunate, then, that I have no intention of negotiating with anyone. I will graciously offer up their General, and the Resistance will return my wife in exchange. There are no other options.”
Well, he could also kill them all and take his wife from the top of a hill of corpses…but that hardly needed being said. Besides, he was fairly certain that option wouldn’t endear him to his runaway bride. For this to be clean, he needed a fair exchange to occur.
He could see her starting to panic, her eyes darting around the corners of the small, stark room as she searched for an answer. She knew as well as Kylo did that the Resistance would do a lot to get Leia Organa back. Even sacrifice one of their own.
“Who…?” she asked at last, “Who is your wife?”
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Earl was out smoking on the front porch when the door swung open, letting in a small flurry of snow with the newcomers, and when they kept the door held open for too long, Clyde whirled from his spot behind the bar to give them the what-for, his scolding died on his lips. All thought of his monthly heating cost flew from his mind, every sense in his body fixated completely on the small woman on his doorstep. She hadn’t turned inside yet, waiting for someone to join her, but he didn’t need to see her face.
It was like Pa always said, the nose knows, boy. And boy, did it know.
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- Part 7 of Neatly Wrapped in A/B/O
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Hex by Hormonal_Trashbag
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
24 Feb 2024
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For a moment he assumed she was someone’s familiar, but there were few witches in the area. Kylo sincerely doubted any of them would be so cruel as to have their companion fend for themselves in the streets, especially when considering how small she was. Still, there was something undeniably clever about her.
He sighed; either way, it was of no consequence to him.
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“The village of Niima pleaded for clemency from Kylo Ren and in my mercy I gave it, in exchange for a gift.”
Gift? What gift? No one in Niima had mentioned a gift, not even Maz. She had nothing to offer him, nothing but…herself.
The dragon leaned down, craning his long, slender neck to peer at her, face to face, intimately close. His fangs, as long and wide around as her forearms, curled back into his narrow mouth like those of a snake, and Rey understood at last why they had called him a serpent. It dawned on her, impossible and horrifying, what he meant, but he spoke it into being before she could fully accept how far she had been deceived, before she could comprehend the implications of everything it would entail.
“I asked for a bride.”
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Ben chuckled. What a cutie. An absolute darling. Elenor hadn’t asked for any toys, just her mommy and daddy. What more did anyone need, truly, than a loving family? It was amazing that a toddler seemed to understand the spirit of the season more than most adults. His heart squeezed with longing. He liked kids in general but this age, the terrible stage of emotional outbursts and blooming vocabularies, was by far his favorite.
What could he say? Between the big, non-communicable feelings and the constant need to nap, he related to them more than the older kids.
“No, sweetheart, a toy,” he grinned, helping her stay balanced when she stood up on his thigh. “Let’s ask your mom, maybe she can--”
Oh, shit. Oh, he really fucked up.
He wasn’t sure how but he’d made this mom cry.
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Neatly Wrapped in A/B/O by Hormonal_Trashbag
Fandom: Logan Lucky (2017), Ophelia (2018), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
06 Mar 2024
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A collection of all my A/B/O fics
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- 49,126
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 11
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Moments of Desparity by Hormonal_Trashbag
Fandom: Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi - Fandom, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
31 May 2018
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Home is Where the Heart is by Hormonal_Trashbag
Fandom: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
12 Dec 2017
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A series of reylo one-shots and drabbles set in the same modern au, all about being home.
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- 14,674
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Flora and Fauna by Hormonal_Trashbag
Fandom: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
19 Jul 2017
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A series of one-shots for my demon!Kylo/witch!Rey AU.
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“I can pretend I’m your girlfriend if you teach me how to have sexy sex," Rey said as quickly as she could to just get it over with.
“Wait…” Ben shook his head. “What? Sexy sex?”
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Or: Rey, a heartbroken, wannabe sex joke comedian, gets dumped because she's "bad in bed."
Porn producer and sex expert, Ben, needs a fake girlfriend for "business reasons."
An agreement between friends can't go wrong, right?
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Or: How Ben didn't really have to teach Rey how to give good sex, but how to receive good sex. And how Rey pretended to be his girlfriend only to find out that she really wanted to be his girlfriend.
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- 32/32
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Bookmarked by Hormonal_Trashbag
30 Dec 2023
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your boots beneath my bed by tayloremrose
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
26 Dec 2020
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The sky over Montana is a dangerous shade of blue the night they find her. She’s twenty-two years old and nothing more than a swelling storm—nearly feral, with sharp teeth and years of dirt caked under her nails.
When the truck pulls up next to her on a darkened road twenty miles from town, she's covered in Plutt's blood. She's stone faced as she stares at his overturned Chevy, listening to a symphony of last breaths—the truck's and his—and thinking about how she’d light him on fire if she had a match.
She’ll settle on coming back here once the wreckage is clear and salting the earth.
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Bookmarked by Hormonal_Trashbag
06 Dec 2023
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you were the first by infinitegalaxies for Macksayev
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
29 Sep 2023
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Rey gets an unexpected kissing lesson from her older brother’s best friend.
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Bookmarked by Hormonal_Trashbag
07 Oct 2023
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you, me, and (the kid) by anopendoor
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
08 Oct 2023
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So, here’s what you should do while in the presence of two Alphas aggressively measuring whose dick is bigger with huffy grunts and mean constipated stares:
1. Do not engage. Alphas are stupid pricks. (Especially your ex!)
2. Do NOT concentrate on the more alluring Alpha scent wafting from the taller bouldering one with dark, shiny hair and an oddly attractive crooked jaw.
3. Don’t even think about glancing at Alpha’s profile, or down to his strained muscular neck, or his shoulders that are as wide as doorways, a chest that you could bounce ping pong balls off of, and—
4. Don’t look any further, god FUCKING dammit.
5. Do not start imagining different future scenarios with said attractive Alpha that involve sex, scenting, mating, knotting, sex, talking about sex, more sex, so much sex it’s like you’re in heat all year round sex—
6. Do not keep looking at this Alpha. Danger. DANGER.
7. Do not even think about sleeping with this Alpha.
8. And definitely do not do anything so, so stupid like let that ADonis of an Alpha rail you so good he gets you pregnant.
9. Definitely DO NOT do that!!!EPILOGUE added!
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Bookmarked by Hormonal_Trashbag
05 Aug 2023
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rewind the tape by Inayaluic
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
08 Jun 2023
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Curiosity had overtaken Rey when she found the old datapad Han had stashed away on the Falcon. It had taken a bit of tinkering to bypass the security, but nothing could have prepared her for what she found in the file labeled “DO NOT RESPOND.”
There were hundreds of letters - all from Ben – and he was begging his dad to bring him home.
And by the time she finished listening to each letter, Rey knew one thing for certain: Ben Solo was coming home. Somehow.
The force would just have to learn to accommodate her because there was no way she would stop looking for Ben until he was back by her side.
Bookmarked by Hormonal_Trashbag
28 Apr 2023