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    The Guardians of Childhood are used to their charges slowly loosing belief in them as they grow older. But! Sometimes...sometimes there are exceptions. This is how each of Guardians met one of the few.

    A collection of first meetings and seemingly impossible things.

    Alternatively: 5 Guardians (plus 1 Boogieman) who met the exception to the rule.

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    A superhero walks into a room full of villains- and they play poker and give him a drink. After all, it's the polite thing to do. Only then they get to liking him, and all of a sudden they're slaying dragons for the good guys. It's very disconcerting, but kind of nice.

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    29 Oct 2019

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    Draco deliberated for a moment. A wicked grin spread across his face.
    “I’ll take one of each,” he said, imagining his godfather having to feed and pet a bubbling pile of cleaning solution to keep it healthy.

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    29 Oct 2019

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    Jim wrote a romance novel, just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly Jim’s embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus.

    Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author.

    Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.

     

    (A little more angsty and plotty than it sounds, but still ridiculous.)

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    22 Oct 2019

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    Remus grew red in the face. His voice rose as he spoke, “This is illegal. They cannot be made to do this. It goes against Wizarding culture, and centuries of tradition. It goes against common fucking sense. What more will they ask of them? What more, Sirius?”

    Harry looked to Hermione as she took the letter. The communication that passed them was swift and silent. They had been through one war, and if fate brought them another, so mote it be. His pulse was steady, and Harry found that the worry and confusion was fading away, giving rise to a need to take action in the face of this unnamed foe.

    The confident look on her face faded as she scanned the official letter quickly. Harry didn’t like the fear that bloomed in her eyes.

    She looked up, and Harry wasn’t sure he had heard her properly when she said, “I have to get married.”

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    08 Oct 2019

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    Summary: Bruce has a conference call with Wayne Enterprises. Having it at the Manor was, in hindsight, a really shitty idea.

    “I don’t have your phone!”

    The two boys began trading hits, yelling at the top of their lungs. Bruce turned back to the webcam just as Damian leapt on top of Tim’s back, a high-pitched battle cry torn from his lips.

    “Mr. Hodges,” he said cheerfully, unflinching as Tim threw Damian into the wet bar sink. “Have you had a chance to examine the chart I pointed out?”

    Inspired by this viral video and Batwayneman’s post on tumblr.

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    27 Sep 2019