Buzzfeed Panders by Anonymous
Fandom: Buzzfeed The Try Guys (Web Series), Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Buzzfeed: Worth It (Web Series)
05 Aug 2019
This is where I dump all my Buzzfeed related bullshit ;-P
(None of the stories are related unless stated otherwise!)
“So, did daddy cut you off? Found out his little boy was running around in Urban Decay glitter shadow, drugstore eyeliner, and the sluttiest outfit he could put together short of leather pants? And so you’re doing drugs to get back at him?
“Can you just say yes or no so I can stop wasting my time?” He looked at Shane, there’s this notch that’s formed between his eyebrows. Stubble covers his jaw, he can see up close there’s subtle highlighter starting to wear off on his cheek.
“Listen, I’m not going to fuck just anybody. Especially not for an exchange of goods. I don’t know you, Glitter-Boy.” His nose has wrinkled a bit to join the notch, and Shane chuckled. “But you’re cute though, so I might be interested. But it’s not a promise.”
His expression softens, and Shane drapes his arm behind the boy’s shoulder on the couch back. “What’s your name, Glitter-Boy?”
He cracked a smile, glancing at Shane from the corner of his eye. “I’m Ryan."
Ryan's a slutty little junkie with issues that run deeper than the Mariana trench. Shane's a part time drug dealer stupid enough to fall for Ryan. Coke is great until it's not.
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
11 Oct 2019
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Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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