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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    21 Oct 2019

  2. Rec 2

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    The Canadian Consulate is definitely haunted.

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    05 Oct 2017

  3. Rec 69

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    Or, Frog and Toad are Friends with Benefits.

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    14 Sep 2017

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  4. Rec 66

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    Moses used to think about saving the world. Now that he's done it, he can't go back.

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    12 Mar 2016

  5. Rec 49

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    "When it's dark," Ray said, "and cold, and the sun is never, ever coming back, we light candles. We light candles and we, we huddle up, we create warmth, and I do this every day, Fraser."

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    22 Dec 2015

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