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    “Well I didn’t want to have to resort to extreme measures, Sir, but…” he paused, jaw tense. “Sir… may I suggest that we step it up a level?”

    Lieutenant Phale went pale. “You don’t mean…?”

    Fell was firm. “Yes.”

    Lieutenant Phale gulped nervously. “Deploy the sleeves?”

    “Indeed.”

    “Sir, are you sure?”

    Even Captain Azira looked hesitant. “The sleeves? Dear God man, what are you thinking?”
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    Remember all those cold war movies where the crew of a nuclear submarine are at the helm, arguing over launching the nukes? Remember the animated movie “Inside Out”? Well mash those together with Good Omens and you’ve got whatever the hell this is. Welcome inside Aziraphale (& Crowley’s) minds as the angel attempts to seduce a demon. More crack comedy porn in the finest tradition of this AO3 account. With thanks to my lovely partner in crime / beta reader CousinSerena for the prompt.

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    16 Aug 2021

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    Crowley would never admit it, but the fastest way to get him majorly turned on is telling him he’s nice and has done well at something. Well, he wouldn't admit it until he’s forced to admit it because he spontaneously orgasms while Aziraphale is praising him for something.

    OR: Three times Crowley was too stubborn to admit he has a praise kink, and one time he really didn't have a choice.

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    25 Apr 2021

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    In which Crowley goes back to the Garden of Eden to retrieve an apple, and ends up spending some quality time with his younger self.

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    25 Apr 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 85

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    When they did attempt spoken communication, it would often end quite poorly for one or both parties, culminating in hurtful verbal sparring matches like their more recent rows at the bandstand or kerbside in front of the angel’s bookshop.

    The circumstances of communication in their relationship, in a word, unfortunate, given the fact that they loved each other very much.

    When considering the multiple millennia between them, it was quite ridiculous.

    So She, in her infinite wisdom, granted them a reprieve.

    They had eight hours.

    Another "You can stay at my place" fic, based on this prompt:

    "I need the night before their executions so badly. Both of them realizing they have nothing left to lose and no one there to stop them from being together anymore."

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    25 Apr 2021

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    Crowley has been discorporated and is being held hostage by Hell in exchange for Aziraphale's help. A terrible time is had by all, as Aziraphale tries to free Crowley and Crowley struggles to hold on long enough to be rescued- not a position he enjoys being in, even without the torture.

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