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    “So, wait, Eddie, you got married?”

    “Yeah, why’s that so fucking funny, dickwad?”

    “What, to like, a woman?”

    “No,” Eddie says, unapologetic. “His name is Clive.”

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    Richie thought he was the only gay person in the Losers Club. So did Eddie.

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    “Listen,” Eddie says, voice low. He steps closer, until his bare toes align with the edge of a tile. Richie swallows. Blinks. Looks back up. “I don’t mind.”

    For a moment, Richie can’t possibly fathom what he means. Doesn’t mind what? Doesn’t mind that there’s a picture of him kissing the weird man who he killed a clown with at the top of everybody’s trending page? Doesn’t mind the word boyfriend tossed at him like it’s something that could possibly fit?

    “What,” Richie rasps, throat dry, words toneless.

    It would be funny, the way Eddie’s looking at him, if Richie weren’t so damn terrified. “Like, I’ll do it,” Eddie says. There is acute discomfort radiating off of all his sharp points. “Be your boyfriend or whatever.”

     

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    Or: Eddie kisses Richie. The world thinks they're dating, but they're not. Eddie thinks Richie isn't in love with him, but he is. Also, a movie premiere.

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    Eddie should have left this motherfucker in the fish tank.

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    “So Eddie, what brings you to the bar tonight?" Richie asked. "Gonna rebound from the divorce? Pick up a hot young twenty-something to feel young again?”
    “Fuck you,” Eddie said, jutting his chin forward. “What a terrible way to ruin the mood.”
    “I’m sorry, all my moods are poorly cultivated. What mood were you looking for?”
    A nervous lump grew in Eddie's throat. He threw back his drink to get rid of it.
    Hand wrapped around the glass he’d just slammed back onto the bar, he said, “The mood that gets me leaving with a schlubby forty-something.”
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    Pre-chapter two, Eddie and Richie meet and don't remember each other, but have an instant connection anyway...

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    Yuuri has two secrets.

    One, he is a horny but choosy virgin who likes to get off by wearing kinky lingerie under his clothes and sometimes even by having sex toys inside himself at work.

    Two, he has the hots for his alpha boss who he couldn't date even if he asked because the company rules strictly forbid it. And to make matters worse, said boss seems to have figured out about Yuuri's dirty little hobby.

    So, in conclusion, he supposed he only has one secret.

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