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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    At the end of a case Dean knocks over a Japanese sculpture. Now a creature made of light is following him around and wants to "make him happy".

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    04 Dec 2019

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    Dean wakes up on his 18th birthday, giddy and a little scared, and rips his blanket off of himself to start searching his hands for the soulmark that is supposed to appear somewhere on his body today. Nothing. His arms. Nothing. Shoulders, upper body, legs. Nothing.

    It’s okay, he tells himself, don’t panic yet.

    But then he rushes to the bathroom and braces himself on the edge of the sink to look up into the mirror, and it’s right there.
    Black streaks and blotches along the edge of his jaw, dark like ink. Marks like the imprints of knuckles meeting Dean’s chin.

    It takes him a little while to fully realizes what this means. That his soulmark is there, for everyone to see, right on his face, impossible to hide.
    That his soulmate’s first touch will be a punch to Dean’s face.

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    04 Dec 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    After the end of Season 13, Michael figures he's all set to take over the universe now that he has his Sword. Boy was he wrong.

    In which Dean is not the ideal vessel for some very mundane reasons.

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    04 Dec 2019

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    While Mary was alive, she would tell Dean that soulmates were chosen by angels. When the right time came, he would hear his soulmate’s voice in his head, and he would know, wherever they were, they were singing just for him.

    But Dean never heard a damn thing. Not at 12, when most people heard their first soul song. Not at 15, when Sammy heard his. Not at 17, when only two-percent of the population heard their first.

    And definitely not at 28, when Sam leaves to be with the love of his life, and Castiel, deaf professor of rock music history at KU, moves in.

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    04 Dec 2019

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    “In conclusion: Dean Winchester, will you marry me?”

    What?” Dean almost chokes on his sandwich.

    “I’m trying to save your soul,” Cas snaps. “You don’t have to look so horrified.”

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    18 Nov 2019