HMSLusitania

A crow with the caption "I'd sell you to satan for one corn chip" over a bisexual flag



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    Agent [Redacted] Diaz is the best at what he does. Usually. But lately there's this real pain in the ass* who's been ruining his missions: Code Name "Buck."

     

     

    *stupidly handsome and annoyingly talented rival spy

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    04 Oct 2021

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    Eddie takes in a stray cat, and one of her favourite places to perch is on top of his shoulders. She’ll linger there, happily dozing, whilst Eddie goes about his usual meanderings around the house without missing a beat.

    Buck would be lying if he said he didn’t find it all incredibly endearing.

    (He takes a photo on his phone when Eddie’s not looking.)

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    A portrait of Eddie and his cat, for HMSLusitania.

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    05 Sep 2021

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    Bobby opens his mouth like he wants to argue but decides against it. “Walk me through the logic here then. How will this make sure you never fall in love?”

    “Because I’m making someone who doesn’t exist,” Buck explains, glancing from the half-full bowl to Bobby. He can’t work out what the look on Bobby’s face means so he pointedly elects to ignore it. “They’ll have brown hair,” he starts, clipping another petal from the rose bush. “And brown eyes-“

    “Lotta people out there with brown hair and brown eyes, kid,” Bobby says lightly and Buck rolls his eyes.

    “But not many that can ride a horse backwards,” Buck counters. “And whose favourite shape is a star and who’s got…two scars,” he decides, plucking a basil leaf and dropping it in the bowl. “One on each shoulder.”

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    A Buddie Practical Magic au

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    13 Aug 2021

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    Buck didn’t like him at first.

    Eddie Diaz was all hard lines and strict rules with a bone structure that could cut through glass and scared away his fans. Which... if you asked Bobby, was the point but still!

    He also yelled at Buck which was fine. It’s not like it hurt his feelings.

    It didn’t.

    It didn’t, Maddie!

    It also definitely didn’t turn Buck on either. Nope.

    Stop it, Maddie!

     

    After a traumatizing home invasion, Bobby Nash decides to hire a bodyguard for his lead singer.

    Musician!Buck Bodyguard!Eddie

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    11 Aug 2021

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    With some coercion, Buck allows Maddie to set him up on a date. Surprisingly, the date goes well — and it keeps his mind off the unnamable feelings he’s been studiously ignoring for his best friend.

    Until Christopher’s science report on gentoo penguins — no, seriously — sets off a series of events that has him somehow spending more time at the Diazes’ side, and he feels like he’s going just a little bit insane trying to juggle a burgeoning relationship, his jealousy over Eddie’s own new relationship with Ana, and his inability to move on from the place that’s been his for three years in the Diazes’ lives.

    Oh, and Eddie keeps looking at him like he has something to say — except he never says it.

    This is the tumultuous road to finding out what Buck truly wants, paved by pebbles.

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    or; christopher partakes in some parent trapping

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