In a miracle of long distance time travel, a friend of Harry's goes back in time to save the Boy-Who-Lived from a childhood of neglect and abuse with the Dursleys. With a creature inheritance thrown in, what could go wrong?
Strangeness in the Slytherin Dorms. Dumbledore is bad. Umbridge is also bad obviously. Set fifth year and on. Ginny bashing. Hermione is bitchy for awhile and Ron's an ass.