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    Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”

    “Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”

    “You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”

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    Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?

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    09 Sep 2019

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    ‘I assume your punishment involved the destruction of the demon, but I am not aware of the details,’ says the Angel. ‘The description was redacted from your file and labelled “Highly Classified” with a red stamp.’

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    Aziraphale is trying to mourn in peace, but the cause of his grief keeps bothering him.

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    01 Sep 2019

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    “I would like permission to love you,” Gabriel announced, and then added as an afterthought, “Please.”

    “No.”

    “No?” Gabriel frowned, sitting up straight, “But we were interested in each other’s interests, and we went to a new and interesting place, and there was a couple’s activity?”

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    21 Aug 2019

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    “This is so amusing!” Came their own voice cheerily, as they looked down and saw their usual form put its hands on their hips and turn to look up at them, wide eyed and interested, “Wait, did you just buzz with my voice? I had always assumed it was a dysfunction with your corporation… Fascinating!”

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    20 Aug 2019

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    Aziraphale takes Crowley up on the offer to stay at his flat where they go to spectacular lengths to figure out Agnes's final prophecy, and accidentally answer six thousand years of questions along the way.

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    19 Aug 2019