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In a world where the numbers of alphas and omegas get lower every year the American government requires every alpha and omega citizen to have at least one child at the age of twenty-five. Several dating shows started following the search of attractive, young candidates for the right partner in a rather small dating pool. But some people are either unable or unwilling to bear children at a young age which led to the popular “fine wine”-edition of Mating island for candidates of thirty and upwards.
Hannibal Lecter is the most fought-over Bachelor on the island but would really appreciate going back to his hobby of murdering and eating people instead of having to father a child. Will Graham neither appreciates the lime light, nor wants to give his job in the FBI up to bear and raise a child. Will they find true love? (Answer: yes but with a lot of Cannibal jokes and murders in between)
“What would you wish for in a future partner?”
Will just sighed. “I hope they like to cuddle, fit in with the pack, are obedient and like to play fetch.”
Freddie´s nervous twitch in her cheek started up again. “You´re describing a dog.”
“Yes a dog, I want my future partner to be a dog.”
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10 Mar 2024
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The Abyss Smiled Back by HigherMagic
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
22 Dec 2019
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Will is missing, presumed dead, which makes it difficult for Jack and Alana to get Hannibal to help them catch another brutal serial killer, given that Hannibal's only condition for helping them is that he gets to see Will.
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Bookmarked by GreenHamandEggs
08 Mar 2024
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Four years after his escape, Hannibal Lecter is once again imprisoned at the hospital in Baltimore. He's the same as ever, except that he refuses to discuss Will Graham, who there hasn't been a trace of in years. When the Buffalo Bill killings start, FBI trainee Clarice Starling is sent to interview him, and Hannibal has his interest piqued. But it’s not for reasons anyone would suspect, and as usual, his motivations are all about Will. A remix of Silence of the Lambs, where Clarice finds herself occupied not only with catching Buffalo Bill, but with unraveling the mystery of what exactly happened to Will Graham. And Hannibal knows more than he’s letting on about both.
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- Part 1 of When the Devil Smiles Back
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08 Mar 2024
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Clarice Starling meets Hannibal Lecter armed with a copy of the Buffalo Bill file.
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08 Mar 2024
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Beefcake Mountain by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
31 Jul 2019
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Shortly after moving back to Beacon Hills, the left hand of the Hale Pack opened a text from a mysterious number.
"Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."
What the f—
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- Part 3 of Steter Week 2019
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Bookmarked by GreenHamandEggs
15 Feb 2024