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    "It wasn’t that he didn’t love Pitch Manor. He did. He loved it terribly, viciously, horribly, with a wriggling possessiveness deep down in his belly. He was a Pitch, and the Manor was his. He was a Pitch, and he was the Manor’s."

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    Baz is twenty-three and weighed down by the responsibility of fixing up Pitch Manor. He's rattling around in a large house in the country with only a dog and a mean housekeeper for company. Simon is chasing down his family, starting in Watford. He has only his motorcycle, his name, and the blanket he was left with as a baby. And the answers to his life questions may reside in the crumbling manor at the edge of the New Forest.

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    17 Feb 2019

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    After Penny creates a spell to fix Simon's game console, it starts up with a new game. A new game that seems to be set in a very accurate, very detailed version of Watford. A game that lets someone play as any of the other students.

    Which student do Penny and Agatha choose for the inaugural run through of the game? Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch, of course.

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    10 Feb 2019

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    It's unhealthy, locking ourselves up in my apartment the second I'm off work, trying desperately to get sick of each other. No breaks, no breathers, just smothering and holding each other so tight it hurts.
    I know I'm speeding through something I should be taking my time with, being reckless with something I should handle with care.
    But this is what I wanted. I'm in over my head, taking too much, giving too much. Loving in unreasonable amounts. It's like drinking on an empty stomach, this fast-paced, disquieting thing.

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    Or...Simon's an ex-juvie bartender, Baz is a grieving classical music composer, and when said ex-juvie bartender becomes his unlikely muse, everything turns into a bit of a mess.

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    17 Sep 2018

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    The Magical Adaptability Weekend is miserable. It’s freezing, there’s no food, and not enough beds. Simon’s unhappy enough about being stuck in the middle of nowhere with his homicidal roommate, but to make things worse, his classmates are being dicks, there may be a banshee on the prowl, and Baz is trying to summon a demon.

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    22 Aug 2018

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    Baz Pitch loves, in no particular order; David Bowie, punk music, the feel of old vinyl, the smell of coffee (but not the taste), classic books, magic, David Byrne, the fact that he was raised by his aunt Fiona, and maybe, sometimes, Simon Snow.

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    21 Aug 2018