Gement

"and then they snogged omg" [kittens kissing]



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  1. Summary

    Irregular and unconnected Saturday postings as I get plot-bunnied. Anything not marked as part of another series is in its own continuity, and characterizations are distinct, especially re: romantic orientation; it turns out Bruce in my head can range from fairy tale wedding planner to soft-aro. Just roll with it one story at a time.

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  2. Summary

    The World's Finest attempt to avoid the Evil Superman timeline via careful application of petplay. This is not where the author expected it to end up. Nor Egrets.

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    Millennial (Earth-Prime), n.
    1a. A person born between 1980 and 1996.
    1b. Probably a frustrated barista who can't afford grad school or a house and doesn't think socialism is a dirty word.

    Millennial (Earth-93), n.
    2a. A person affected by millennialism [n. A sociological phenomenon first observed in 1998, marked by heightened conflict, thematic behavior, and inexplicable physical and technological feats].
    2b. Someone who thinks punching people while wearing adventure pajamas is a valid lifestyle choice.

    Zach fits the first definition. Bruce fits the second. Now kiss.

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  4. Summary

    Sleepy Hollow woke him up, and there are still a million things he hasn't done.

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  1. Rec 87

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    In old days, Cookie think, just having monsters on television was spooky. Monsters doing classy drama was transgressive. Transgressive mean it a thing that people not expect you to do, and they think you strange when you do it. It special kind of surprise.

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    07 Sep 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sometimes people need Cookie explain how social equity work in small words.

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    Caution: handle with care. The unexpected and unlooked-for (but not, in the end, unwelcome) complexities of banging Clark Kent.

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    02 Sep 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The most lusciously and delicately described xenogenitaila I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

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    Hardison adopts a couple pets at the shelter. They're pretty weird.

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    22 Aug 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holy shit, where has this been all my life.

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    The very serious and important life events of the DCC universe.

    My friend wrote a story, and doesn't want it to tarnish their good name by publishing it on their account, and said I could post it...
    They thought I was bluffing. >:]

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    21 Aug 2020

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    The truest of all Superbat stories

  5. Rec 18

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    In which Bruce has a rape fantasy, and Deathstroke accepts a contract.

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    12 Aug 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Bruce cannot just fucking ask for what he wants, so he hires Deathstroke to give it to him instead. Anonymously, as a contract. Because that's not weird at all.

    Terrifying and delicious.