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Homer Simpson urges you to imagine.



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  2. Summary

    Features Betty and Jughead trying out different facets of their sexuality. The works are only connected thematically.

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  3. Summary

    Hiram Lodge finds out that FP and Jughead's relationship isn't just that of father and son. In return for his silence, FP agrees to lend Jughead to him.

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  4. Summary

    Scenes from the lives of omega Jughead Jones, and his Alpha Sweet Pea.

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  5. Summary

    Snapshots of an alternative universe - definitely not condoned by Archie Comics - where Jughead and FP are (unrelated) pornstars.

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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Just a collection of Jarchie doodles

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    03 Jan 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    “Explain to me again, why we’re out here freezing our asses off, while everyone else is cozied away somewhere warm and dry and a lot less fucking windy?” Sweet Pea grumbles, tucking his scarf tighter around his neck and crossing his arms in front of his chest against the chill.

    They’ve been trudging through the woods in the middle of fucking October for a good one and a half hours already and it started snowing in earnest about half an hour in. By now it’s gotten bad enough that it’s hard to see clearly anything that’s more than a couple feet ahead, it’s not a real snowstorm yet, not quite, but it’s definitely well on its way there and Sweet Pea kind of thinks that they should have hauled ass out of here a good while ago. But, of course, Jones is way too fucking stubborn to let himself be deterred by the fucking weather, no matter that his lips are stating to turn blue from the cold and he didn’t even bring a damn scarf. How does one go out in temperatures near freezing point without a fucking scarf?

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    23 Dec 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    It's not exactly proper to date someone who's daemon is the natural prey of your own, but Betty knows full well Jughead Jones has never cared about propriety.

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    38
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    5
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    21 Dec 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    He rushes out of the office, followed by Mr. Phillips, to see what the Hell is going on now. In the few seconds Jughead has to take in the scene, he catches bits and pieces of the chaos that has broken loose. The hallway is swarming with cops, mayor McCoy standing at one end of the hallway, looking on like a huge carrion crow, self-righteousness written all over her features and displayed proudly. Lockers are being torn open and searched and all around him teens are being manhandled into cuffs, most of them Serpents.

    There’s the flash of a familiar mop of bright red hair at the other end of the hallway, Archie’s face panicked and his eyes wide as he searches the crowd. The exact moment that Archie’s gaze finds Jughead, Jughead’s world tilts and Archie spins out of his line of sight as a rough set of hands grabs his shoulders, spins him around and shoves him into the lockers hard. His face thuds dully against the corroded metal and for a second, he sees stars dance across his vision.

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    The one where Archie is just the tiniest bit too late and Jughead gets arrested and goes to Leopold and Loeb with the rest of the teen Serpents. It's not a smooth ride for him.

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    19 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Sweet Pea was born a monster.

    A beast out of a child’s nightmare.

    The hunger for violence, the thrill of the hunt thrumming through his blood like a second heartbeat and a soul that sings with darkness, ebbing and flowing with the moon’s siren call, just like the tide. When his mistress hangs round and full in the black of the sky, his bones break and his skin tears and the wolf within devours his human half to come forth and rule the night like it was made to.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    6
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    36
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    5
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    11 Dec 2019

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