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    “But y’know, if my boss finds out I’m helping you even a little, they’re gonna throw me out on my ass.”

    “Yes, I understand it is a bit of a conflict of interest for you… Is there something I can offer you in return? Something you would like?” Aziraphale questioned hopefully.

    You, Crowley thought loudly as he took a second sip. I want to know if you moan when you kiss the same way you do when you try something delicious. I want to know if your lips taste like Zinfandel.

    “Yes, actually.”


    Aziraphale is having difficulty running his restaurant, and it isn't helping that he believes the place across the street is trying to sabotage him.

    To his surprise, chef Crowley comes to him on friendly terms. Together they come up with an arrangement that could benefit them both.

    (Explicit rating for chapters 10 , 14 & 17, see tags for description. Please do not record this as a podfic or repost this fic anywhere! Thank you!)

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    22 May 2022

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    Alternate ending to The Sandford Flower Show, if Aziraphale had never plucked up his courage and fixed things. You need to read the first one to understand this one.

    Mephistopheles was good at her job.

    It was a strange thought to find comforting, but it was one Aziraphale clung to. Sometimes it was easier to think of his life in the broad strokes than to suffer through each moment of it. If in his mind he was the hero of a Shakespearean tragedy, his life crumbled to dust by such human foibles, then there was a certain dignity at that. He had lost, but at least he had been playing against a master.

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    19 May 2022

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    Crowley had waited six thousand years, kept it all in check. But this was the slipperiest slope he’d ever set foot on and as soon as he’d indulged in a few discretionary acts of kindness he was falling face first into pining, tumbling into flirting, about to dislocate his knees on the sharp rocks of intimacy.

    Was this really it? What he had waited six thousand years for? A stupid flower show? Aziraphale wasn’t pulling away from him. Maybe… maybe this time he wouldn’t? Maybe they’d hold hands again. Maybe tonight with a bottle of merlot in them he’d finally work up the courage and just kiss him and he wouldn’t pull away.

    The very moment he’d thought it he spotted the problem at the flower show.

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    18 May 2022

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    I love you madly
    Let my imagination run away with you gladly.

    The seaside neighbours AU exactly one person asked for.

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    16 May 2022

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    Eight months after the world has not ended, an argument drives angel and demon apart. Crowley flees south, to sulk. Aziraphale follows, a week later, hoping to clear the air.

    Set along a coast they have known for six thousand years, the pair have to confront some things they have spent a lifetime repressing and figure out if this new world has space for ‘them’ in it.

    NOW COMPLETE!!

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    09 May 2022

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