FunkyinFishnet

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  1. Professional Wrestling (147)
  2. World Wrestling Entertainment (112)
  3. The Hobbit (Jackson Movies) (56)
  4. Spartacus Series (TV) (39)
  5. Formula 1 RPF (33)

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Recent series

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  4. Summary

    Bilbo Baggins has always wanted something more exciting than his dull but perfectly okay job, his mother Belladonna makes sure that he gets it by practically blackmailing him into opening a cafe. It's a cafe with a rainbow sticker in the window. Soon, Bilbo finds himself absorbed into a very unusual, and very rowdy and intense, family. He's particularly keen to get to know head of the family Thorin. There's corsets, threats, incest, meddling mothers, tattoos, grief, and a whole mountain of baking. This, Bilbo decides, is not a bad thing.

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    A collection of pieces in the same universe, following the story of genderfluid!d'Artagnan.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    If anyone can think of a better motherfucking title for this, hit me up.

    I'm so sorry to anyone who lives in these places that I have described so poorly, using Google Maps.

    Road trip filth.

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    17 Oct 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    INTO THE GLOSS

    HOME // THE TOP SHELF / LANDO NORRIS, DRIVER, MCLAREN F1 TEAM

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    12 Oct 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Carlos groaned, he really wasn’t getting it. Wasn’t getting that Carlos was starved for attention, affection. And he couldn’t stop the words from spilling from his mouth, sounding a little too whiny. “But I miss you, come make dinner with me?”

     

    Or: Carlos and Lando make dinner.

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    29 Sep 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    A collections of drabbles about drivers, dresses and high heels.

    (or: I have too many ideas for fics about drivers trying on something new)

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    26 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    “It’s… It’s a bad timing.” Max muttered, wanting to close the door. Daniel stopped him, touching his arm.

    “Maxy, I’m worried. Please let me in.” he whispered, brown eyes gentle and kind. Max swallowed thickly, pulling the door open further and nodding his head to allow Daniel inside.

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    23 Sep 2020