Funky_Twins



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    Rather than allowing Harry to stay at Diagon Alley after he blew up Aunt Marge, the Ministry sends Harry back to the Dursleys. Harry returns to school after a terrible summer, to find that he's not the only one with this kind of secret. A student has been killed by his family. New screening measures are put into place by the Ministry: Every student must be given a medical exam and interview to look for child abuse. With Dumbledore facing an inquiry, Snape is entrusted with the task of making sure EVERYONE receives one.

    Answer to the "New measures for screening abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches.

    The first chapter contains a character death and the whole story is quite dark. It begins at the beginning of Prisoner of Azkaban and is AU thereafter. Also note: this story is a "Snape is Harry's biological dad" story. This is not supposed to be the central theme of the story, but people have gotten annoyed that I didn't tell them at the beginning.

    Another note: There are no pairings in this story, or explicit sexual content. There are, however, mentions of homosexuality. Since there are no pairings, there is no slash content, but if the mere mention of homosexuality offends you, read something else.

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    20 Sep 2021

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    chapter 52

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    A letter from home? A letter from family? Well, Harry Potter knows he has neither, but all the same, it starts with a letter from Surrey. Whatever the Dursleys have to say, it can't be anything good, so Harry's determined to ignore it. But when the Potions Master forces him to read his letter, Harry gets sent down a path he'd never have walked on his own.

    It will be a year of big changes, a year of great pain, and a year of Harry confronting his worst fears.
    But from the most unexpected of sources, Harry Potter will finally get a chance to have that which he has never known: a family.

    A sixth year fic, this story follows Order of the Phoenix and disregards any canon events that occur after Book 5.

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    17 Sep 2021

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    It's Kaminari's birthday. Everyone has already gotten him something, but Deku has no idea what to give him.

    Then, inspiration strikes like lightning. Chaos is coming.

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    17 Sep 2021

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    B!! Read this!!! This is the prank fic I told you about!!

    -P

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    “Who are you?” Jack asks.

    The man laughs loudly, echoes bouncing off of the dungeon walls. “Why, my dear Jack,” he says, leaning closer and reaching for Jack’s chin, “I am the Nightmare King.”

    (A retelling of Beauty and the Beast, with far more sass, a large number of failed romantic dates and an increasingly inappropriate amount of flirting)

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    16 Sep 2021

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    Jack and Pitch as Beauty and the Beast....B!!! Read this!!

    -P

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    Written for a prompt on rotg kink meme: "300 years of not being seen or felt equals a touch starved, virgin Jack. Someone finds out and makes it their mission to show him exactly what he's been missing until he can't take anymore. Fully Con, please.

    (Bonus for incoherent, fucked out Jack.)"

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    16 Sep 2021

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    !! -P