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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    In which the flaming sword of the Principality Aziraphale, Guardian of the Eastern Gate and Defender of Humanity will most certainly not stand for being given away a second time. No, the angel in question doesn’t get a say in this.

    Or: The Bentley had to be well-loved to learn how to love its Master in return. The flaming sword had loved its Master from the Beginning, and now it wants to come home.

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    15 Aug 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Enoch, Maypole Chairman of the Pottsfield Chamber of Commerce, wants to do... certain things with The Wicked, Soul Eating Beast of the Unknown. Touchy things, like hugging and dancing. Things that The Beast almost certainly would refuse at the suggestion.
    One night however during one of their regular discussions, the subject of native languages comes up. An idea worms it's way into his mind and this might end up being Enoch's golden opportunity.

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    14 Aug 2019

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    In Connor’s mind, it is simple:
    Hank has Sumo.
    Connor? Connor has Bob.

    “Connor, what the hell is th-...is that a roomba ?”

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    08 Aug 2019

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    What's a determined master strategist going to do when the oblivious writer he's trying to woo keeps missing all the clues?


    He doesn’t think it’s because he hadn’t signaled his own interest to Bucky. He’s pretty much done everything short of hitting Bucky over the head with semaphore flags by this point. There’s no way Bucky could’ve missed them.
    Unless…
    There’d been that one link he’d stumbled upon when he’d googled ‘how to talk to a writer’. It’d been written by a writer, who’d been candid about how oblivious writers could be, and how someone could go about seducing one. An idea starts to form. It’s ridiculous, but at this point, he’s willing to go with ridiculous, since subtle wasn’t getting him anywhere.

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    04 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 99

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    Aziraphale couldn't help but feel like a bad angel for all his desires. For the parts of himself he could not seem to shake. How could he not, when his desire seemed to be a destructive force. It only seemed to be a matter of time before the universe punished him for it.

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    04 Aug 2019