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    ‘LONGEST NIGHT’ HAS BIGGEST NIGHT IN HOLLYWOOD HISTORY

    Jaime Lannister’s historical epic, starring Joffrey Baratheon as Aegon Targaryen and Margarey Tyrell as Queen Sansa, broke box office records last week with the largest opening weekend in history. The Lion Hand Studios production netted a whopping $400 million dragons in the domestic box office and shows no sign of slowing down any time soon. The film made headlines three months ago when the movie’s stars announced their romantic relationship on the heels of the dissolution of Baratheon’s engagement with Sansa Stark, who penned the script. Although Baratheon claimed the split with Stark was amicable, sources close to the former couple insist it was anything but. “Joffrey wanted someone to make him famous, and as soon as Sansa wrote a movie for him that did just that, he left her in the dirt.”

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    "What's not to like, Darcy?" Elizabeth grinned at him saucily and then turned, sweeping a hand grandly to the festivities below. "Tell me- the flashing, epilepsy-inducing lights? The music mix that some pretentious asshat from Bushwick made in his basement apartment at 4 AM? The over-priced drinks and lack of bar food? Or is it all the girls who keep 'accidentally' knocking into you every time you get up and get drinks at the bar, and thus subjecting you to- horror of horrors- flirting with a side of small talk?"

    He blinked at her. "You enjoy my discomfort, don't you?" He said flatly.

     

    Because there are more ridiculous places to fall in love. Modern AU

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    "I value your opinion above all others, Jo," Pacey says. "Your disapproval has made me pause slightly, on several occasions."

    "Before you went ahead and did whatever you wanted anyway," Joey says dryly.

    "But I paused," Pacey says.

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    21 Aug 2019

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    Harry Potter is dead. In the aftermath of the war, in order to strengthen the might of the magical world, Voldemort enacts a repopulation effort. Hermione Granger has an Order secret, lost but hidden in her mind, so she is sent as an enslaved surrogate to the High Reeve, to be bred and monitored until her mind can be cracked. COMPLETE.

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    26 Jul 2019

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    Objectively speaking, Hermione Granger knows Britain has a monarchy, just as she knows Prince Draco (the grandson of the current King of England) is probably off somewhere living his royal life in total unrelation to hers. Seeing as she isn't delusional, she doesn't really expect to be his friend. She doesn't expect anything that comes after, either. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE.

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    08 Apr 2019