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    Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.

    “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”

     

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    After Hermione complains to Draco about the struggles of being a woman in the Ministry, he suggests they change places for a few hours. With the help of Polyjuice Potion, he learns what it's really like to be Hermione.

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    Severus Snape’s existence is a mistake. His mother hints at it often enough with her regretful, drawn-out sighs, while his father prefers to get the message across with a good strapping and a lecture on his worthlessness. Needless to say, the twelve-year-old is not particularly inclined to trust adults, no matter how concerned or caring they claim to be.

    His life changes abruptly, however, one late evening in September when an illicit brewing session results in a forced trip to the Hogwarts infirmary. Not only is the truth about Severus' home life discovered, but an investigation reveals that shortly prior to his mother’s unexpected death, a single piece of parchment was deposited into her Gringotts vault—a Last Will and Testament in which Eileen Snape née Prince grants guardianship of her son to none other than Albus Dumbledore himself.

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    01 Dec 2021

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    Headmaster Albus Dumbledore has hired Severus Snape to work at Hogwarts--and also to spy for the Order of the Phoenix. He may have been a bit hasty, however, in forcing Horace Slughorn out of his position as Potions master.

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    28 Nov 2021

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    Determined to carry on his brother's legacy, George puts an advertisement in The Prophet to find a male and female test subject for a new line of adult novelty products. The two that show up might just cause him to quit the business.

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