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    Genos apologized at the end of the fight, like he always did when Saitama had to help him stand or gather his parts or just flat out carry what was left of him. But it bothered Saitama that Genos was apologizing for failing to defeat the monster, rather than failing to keep himself unharmed.

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    “Starting today, you’ll be wearing shirts with a little pocket on the front.”

    “Is there something special about shirt pockets, sensei? Do you believe they were a part of the secret to your strength?”

    “Nope. But they’ll be a part of yours.”

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    12 Mar 2024

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    Before his death, Tobirama set up a safe-guard for the village. If any suspicious movement were to happen with the Uchiha clan's chakra, he would be pulled back to life. So here he was, ready to kick the Uchiha clan's ass for whatever it had done to the village.

    Come to find, it wasn't the Uchiha who needed their asses handed to them. He finds out soon enough that apparently his seal counts 'All but three Uchiha dying' as a good enough reason to revive him.

    If someone had told him that his scroll was going to bring him back to life so that he could babysit a six-year-old Uchiha child and play tug-a-war over village responsibilities with a half-dead Uchiha fledgling, maybe he wouldn't have crafted it after all.

    Unfortunately, it was too late to brood on now.

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    09 Mar 2024

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    I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).

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    The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.

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    06 Mar 2024

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    fucking hilarious

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    The containment unit strikes him across the temple, the side of the face, his cheek. He hears a crackle, a rush of white noise, dead air; the earpiece, caught at just the wrong angle. As for the container—this time, it breaks. And something, some strange pale dust, bursts free in a cloud.

    The drug, he has time to think. It must be the drug, the first shipment. He came here to find it, secure it, refusing to waste the entirety of the fourteen hours he'd had left before the White Portuguese was due to arrive. But he can admit, if only to himself, that this wasn't exactly the plan.

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    02 Mar 2024

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    It was one of Sephiroth's greatest treasures.

    He held the orb to the light and watched the magic swirl in the summon. Did Cloud sleep inside, waiting for his call? Or the sense of time vanish within the materia, swept away by the Lifestream?

    If he stared hard enough, perhaps he would be able to see Cloud's fluffy hair within the orb. If he polished the surface, maybe he could see the outline of Cloud's magnificent blade among the swirl of power. If he poured his magic into the materia, calling for the summon, maybe Cloud would keep him company. Cloud was more than just a mere summon.

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    01 Mar 2024

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    very cool.