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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Aziraphale has been steadily climbing the stairs while she chatters and Crowley has followed in just a slight daze after her. She nearly trips, focused on the gentle hand around her wrist. Her heel catches on the lip of the stair and slips against the hardwood. She tugs on Aziraphale as she catches herself, putting a halt to the monologue on shelving dimensions.

    "Everything alright?"

    "For me," she repeats. "You've done it for me."

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    16 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Crowley’s life is pretty good. He’s at the top of his career and poised to win the most prestigious award in his field, he loves his work, and he has a literally too-good-to-be-human boyfriend who’s waiting when he gets home. The flaws—a current project that’s a design nightmare, his continual dissatisfaction with the layout of their master bath, and co-workers who just want to know why he and that lovely boyfriend of his aren’t getting married—should be just minor blips. Right? Except even he wouldn’t mind an answer to that last one himself.

    All Aziraphale wants is to know how to do this relationship thing properly, before he manages to mess things up for good. And to get his hands on that rare volume of Keats that slipped through his fingers some decades ago. Taking action, though, is always scarier than inaction.

    Of course, neither of them was anticipating Armageddon.

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    15 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    "'Gabriel’s going to propose to me at prom.'

    Crowley tore her eyes wide open before she would erupt in nervous laughter.

    'Ha ha, you devout Christians sure know how to get it on-'

    'Antonia!' Azira cried out, fidgeting with her chastity ring. 'He said I wouldn’t be needing this one for any longer soon!'

    Immediately, Crowley’s laughter died on her lips."

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    Azira maybe didn’t know about God’s ineffable plan for her life or how to do taxes herself, but she knew for sure that fantasizing about your best friend while involuntarily making out with your boyfriend was quite the precarious issue.

    Or: Two oblivious idiots dream about ruining their friendship because they want to be lovers instead. Inspired by "Jenny" by the Studio Killers aka. THE lesbian pining song

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    29 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 99

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    Crowley had gotten used to scratching a particular itch in Hell, but he was cut off from it the moment he and Aziraphale cut ties with their employers; and now, happy and in love, the itch is suddenly back and worse than ever.

    Guilt tastes sour and selfish, especially when he finally had everything he’d ever wanted sitting in a cottage in South Downs, and Crowley comes to terms with the fact that this probably was never just about sex after all.

    In short: Crowley is used to getting fucked by a personification of his self-esteem issues and finds that he has a hard time asking for what he really wants.

    And what he wants is to be in the lap of the Divine.

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    28 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    The Bentley has always been very fond of her demon. But is he just as fond of her?

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    24 Sep 2019