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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    Steve is a proud captain of an undersea army of merfolk and wouldn't have it any other way. That is, until strange objects start to fall into the ocean... including a metal human?!

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    22 Aug 2019

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    Good fic

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    “Here’s the deal,” Tony says. “I’ll give you ten thousand dollars to pretend to date me.”

    Steve stares at him, but only for a second.

    “No thanks,” he says, and looks back down at his algebra worksheet.

    (Or, a High School Fake Dating AU.)

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    21 Aug 2019

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    I love it. Pure and funny

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    There’s a million reasons he can’t and shouldn’t get a pet, but his therapist apparently thinks they’re all just bad excuses and tells him as much.

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    20 Aug 2019

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    Yes. I love Millie the cat

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    "I’d like to file a formal complaint!” Steve announced a few days later, stomping into the kitchen and leveling one of those patented All American scowls in Tony’s direction. “Why would you give Bucky a kitten? The damn thing is like a hairball of knives! PLUS he named it Steve! Bucky named that piece of fuzz Steve cos he said it acts like me before the serum!"

    "You before the serum.” Tony had to work very VERY hard to keep his face calm. “Why– why ever would that be?"

    "Because its tiny and scrappy and it’s mouth is too gotdang big for its size!” Steve yelled. “Bucky gave it a bath and then took a picture and sent it to me! He said Kitten Steve looked like a drowned rat just like Human Steve used to!"

    “Uh yes, good morning?” Clint also stuck his head into the kitchen. “I’m here to file a formal complaint? Bucky is teaching Kitten Steve to hunt birds and if that mangy cat takes out any more of my hair, I will be billing Stark Industries to pay for a toupee, alright?"

    "Oh good I’m so glad Kitten Steve is catching on.” Steve muttered.

    (Or: Tony gets Bucky a kitten and shenanigans and falling in love ensue)

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    14 Aug 2019

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    I love it I’m crying

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    Tony finished his coffee and was on the last few emails when someone slid into the booth across from him.

    “Um, do I know you?” Tony asked, eyes flicking up to settle on the stranger’s face. Immediately his blood went cold and he nearly dropped his phone.

    “We’ve met, yes.” Loki said, picking at his nails as if he was bored.

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    12 Aug 2019

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    Such good