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    In which Thorin pushes, and Bilbo doesn't know how to handle emotions and finds himself engaged without realizing it.

    (A fluffy "everyone lives" marriage AU)

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    17 Jun 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    Do you still think of me? I think of you quite often. Though I imagine you have more important things to think of than a silly old hobbit, being king under the mountain. In which Thorin goes looking for one Baggins and finds another, and a series of misunderstandings occurs.

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    11 May 2020

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    That Tuesday evening, the world came back into his life in the form of half a brick through his kitchen window. Gandalf is part of an ancient order of immortal beings sent to earth to prevent interference by certain malevolent forces that ought not to be there. He has bigger problems to deal with than troubled teenagers with a habit of breaking things when they're stressed. He certainly doesn't need to take another child under his wing. Or, Gandalf adopts Pippin.

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    26 Apr 2020

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    Sam had always thought of himself as a very open-minded hobbit - but it could be that there was a difference between knowing that Mister Frodo did things, things certain other hobbits might say were unnatural, in his bedchamber, and seeing him there in his nightshirt with another lad’s hands all over him. In which Sam walks in on Frodo in a compromising position and comes to a realisation (eventually).

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    22 Apr 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    The Pale King knows it's time to face the Radiance himself, but an age of putting it off has lead to the development of another problem. Specifically, a God Tamer who'd love to be the first to tame an elusive Wyrm.

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    16 May 2019