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    This is an attempt to bash weird porny a/b/o dynamics fiction over the head with science. Not that anyone asked for it.

    So how the hell does a/b/o sex determination work? And why did a trinary sex determination system evolve in higher vertebrates alongside a binary sex determination system? Why aren't omega males dying in droves from massive uterine infections? Alpha females, what's up with that? Come on in and I shall tell you the very best in fake science and evolutionary history.

    Part theorizing, part helpful guide. This one goes out to all you people who just want fictional worlds to make sense. I'm right there with you.

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    20 Sep 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    Even if he really digs deep into his brain, Alec can’t really remember the last time he and his husband went on a date. Being respectively the Head of the New York Institute and the High Warlock of Brooklyn, plus having a daughter in her pre-teenage years and a three-year-old son will do that to your love life, he supposes.

    Alec loves them, would kill for them or lay down his life without question, but lately, he would also just as easily kill for a quiet night out with his husband.

    Thankfully (or not so thankfully, he has the names of a few Clave members in mind that would make perfect victims to his frustration), he doesn’t have to.

     

    Or the one where Drunk Alec is back, and he doesn't get drunk alone.

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    13 Mar 2018

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    They say that prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, and it’s just as true for the Downworld as the mundane one.

    But this is the first time Magnus has ever heard of a nephilim hustling his crowd.

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    01 Mar 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    The radio flickers to life, despite the fact that none of Alec's team was anywhere near it. Nevertheless, he tunes it out. Science to do. (He doesn't notice Isabelle snickering at what the host is saying.)

    Until sometime later, he hears his name.

    "That new scientist – we now know is named Alec – called a town meeting. He has a square jaw, and teeth like a military cemetery. His hair is perfect, and we all hate, and despair, and love that perfect hair in equal measure."

     

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    (the welcome to night vale au that no one, including myself, asked for.)

    (REPOSTED BECAUSE SOME OF IT DISAPPEARED WHEN I PUBLISHED IT)

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    04 Sep 2016

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    everything is nightvale and everything is lights

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    Magnus and Alec visit Pittsburgh on business. They end the night a Babylon where they meet the hottest couple in history - Brian and Justin. Both couples are instantly attracted to each other. Basically PWP. Malec Week 2016. My first ever crossover.

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    16 Aug 2016

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