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    At Nie Huaisang’s Halloween party, Wei Ying hits on noted heterosexual Lan Zhan. Successfully.

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    22 Nov 2020

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    goals.

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    Wei Ying lets out a long, ugly groan. “I am fine, Lan Zhan. Everybody is overreacting, it’s so embarrassing for all of you.”

    “You had undiagnosed pneumonia, which you walked around with for weeks until you passed out during dress,” Lan Wangji corrects him. “It got a big laugh, until everyone thought you were dead.”

    He keeps his voice even and does not tell Wei Ying that it had been Lan Wangji who caught him, who called the ambulance, and who rode with him to the hospital, where he was yelled at by nurses who wanted to know why he hadn’t noticed that Wei Ying couldn’t stop shivering or string proper sentences together.

    “Rumors of my demise have been vastly overstated,” Wei Ying says. “Anyway, I’m already feeling much better. Basically fine. Really almost completely back to normal, so stop babying me and tell me why the fuck you let your stupid brother hire the worst man in the world to host our show.”

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    OR: the one where they all work at SNL, Yanli's ex-boyfriend is hosting, and that's just the beginning of everybody's problems.

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    17 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    um why is this perfect.

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    Lan Wangji was dreadfully concerned when he learnt his best friend's brother was a ghoul.
    Jiang Cheng really wished his brother's new stalker wasn't a dove.
    Wei Wuxian was just happy his friends and family seemed to care so much about him.

    No wonder it took them all so long to figure out what Qishan Wen were up too.

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    14 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I would die for this author.

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    This was a love story between a pair of right cocks.

    Not on Jiang Cheng's watch.

    (The one where Jiang Cheng's a PhD chlamydia researcher; Lan Xichen's the NEET social recluse who moves in next door; and they come together because Jiang Cheng's pet chicken Wei Cluckxian won't stay out of Lan Xichen's chicken Wingji's coop).

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    23 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I wanted a cute, fluffy chicken-fic and instead I got sucker-punched with emotions and I loved every second of it.

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    If you’ve ever believed me in anything, believe I want what’s best for Jin Ling, the first line of the letter reads.

    Jiang Cheng has to stop and take a moment before he continues on to the next line:

    You must come to Carp Tower as soon as you can and lavish praise on the ugliest dog I’ve ever seen.

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    21 Oct 2020