Esmethewitch



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  1. Summary

    A place to dump all of my M*A*S*H smut oneshots of Margaret/Frank.
    Because it's of this couple, I can promise no guarantee of quality. I write these to fight off Writer's Block.
    These are stories of a horrible ferret-man and a woman who has Issues (but is still too good for him) getting it on, you have been warned. Margaret is a domme, and Frank is very subby.

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  2. Summary

    All of my short, original fiction in one place. Each story is independent of the others. They are very random.

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    The absurd suffering of people at endless galactic war. A fusion AU inspired by Joseph Heller's Catch-22.
    Lt. Mitaka is more or less Yossarian. He suffers, fears death by Force-choking or explosion, and develops crushes on everyone.
    Hux is some bizarre combination of Colonel Cathcart and Doc Daneeka .
    Finn is Ex-PFC Wintergreen, but nicer and with more trauma.
    There will be appearances by Unamo, Thanisson, Phasma, Kylo Ren, Rose, Rey, Poe, and Leia.

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    All the works in my canon-divergent but still canonverse AU in one place. Rose is a slightly Force-sensitive Resistance engineer who sometimes shares her mind with someone else; Armitage Hux is still a General of the First Order and the unintended son of a "kitchen maid" who taught him everything he knows about espionage and assassination. Their paths eventually converge, with interesting results.
    Leave Her Out of This is the main work in this series;Definition and We'll Fight Monsters Together are sort of prequels to it. However, all three works read as standalone stories.

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  5. Summary

    Short Discworld fics, set before, during, or after Monstrous Regiment.
    So far, I plan on writing Jackrum/William, Froc/The Duchess, Tonker/Lofty, Blouse/Emmaline, Shufti/Paul, and Polly/Mal, one fic per pairing. The rating for all of the works will probably stay at Teen.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Ben Solo is living his slightly unconventional life as a Jedi and part-time racing pilot when a bundle of mysterious documents changes everything. There is an impossible secret. None of his relationships are untouched by it. Knowledge can be a blessing, a curse, or both.

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    27 Oct 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    "Hey buddy, you can't be here," Poe says, the hair standing up on the back of his neck and his change crackling to readiness in the back of his skull. He could have sounded a little less like a pushover.

    Packs aren't supposed to fight anymore, but Poe knows that the invasion of his pack's territory can't be taken lightly - and he's supposed to be on guard out here at the edge of it.

    The stranger's expression turns pleading. He's breathing hard as if he'd just run all the way here from Bangor. It's a cold night out there, even for a wolf. 

    "I need sanctuary," he says.

    For the TFA-Kink prompt: Poe's an anomaly: a human male whose shifted wolf form is female. Considered bad luck, he's destined to be alone. Then a runaway lone wolf shows up at the pack's front door. And Finn doesn't believe in any luck other than the luck you make yourself.

    In which Finn is a runaway from the massive First Order pack and Poe exists on the outskirts of his much smaller pack, living by only existing, and how they each change each other as they discover the true meaning of 'pack'.

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    21 Oct 2020

  3. Rec 2

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    Radar wheels and deals with Sparky and gets an experimental drink from Norway.

    Prompt: "Free Space" for Any Fandom Goes Bingo on Tumblr.

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    18 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hilarious. I never would have thought to give the 4077th energy drinks; they solve some problems and create way, way more!

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    “Long day, love?"

    Startled, Rey snaps her head up and eyes open before relaxing almost immediately as she spies Rose curled up on the bed. She’s leaning up against the headboard, wearing one of Rey’s sleeping shirts — one that’d she’d liberated from Poe’s closet before they’d left on their galaxy wide quest to find those who could wield the force.

     

    Or, Rey and Rose are on an epic galaxy road trip, when they decide to take a night off and enjoy a bath together.

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    14 Oct 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 42

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    A. Huxxx writes crazy kinky monster porn, and self-publishes online. Kylo has read every single story A. Huxxx has ever put out. Kylo might be a little obsessed, but he doesn’t think it’ll do any harm, because A. Huxxx will never find out. Not unless some extremely uncomfortable circumstances involving the reclusive author and Kylo’s job at the convention center bring them together, and Kylo has the opportunity to tell A. Huxxx himself.

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    14 Oct 2020