Eshnoazot



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  1. Summary

    Ineffable Bureaucracy slow-burn. All fics are connected.

     

    They become friends in "Bottle Flies and Best Friends" (2nd Fic)

    Holding Hands in "Pecuniary Compensation" (4th Fic)

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  2. Summary

    Not necessarily all connected but not necessarily unconnected.
    Basically, pick and choose your continuity yo!

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  3. Summary

    Not in chronological order, and without a comprehensive overall arc (but with a tangible episodic plot.)

    A series of fics that skirt the lines between fandoms.

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  5. Summary

    This isn't so much of a series as where I throw my Star Wars fics that don't necessarily have conclusive plots. You can read anything and ignore anything without any issue.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Hell's Diner is a fast food restaurant, filled with greasy food and a lack of hygiene standards. It's ran by manager Beez, who runs an efficient place while being incredibly lax on certain rules. Then there's Dagon, floor manager and the greasiest fry chef about (she can cook up a mean burger in minutes). Ligur helps on the stoves while Hastur is at the till, giving out change in the smallest form possible. The final (important) team member is Crowley, who's supposed to jump between jobs but spends most of his time skipping with his boyfriend.

    Then there's the next door neighbour, Heaven's Delight. As posh as you can get, with all the good organic and incredibly healthy (and pricey). Gabriel is head chef and manager here, one who won't tolerate any kind of error. On the same level as him is close friend Michael, once chef and now full time managerial staff. There's Sandalphon, Gabriel's sous chef, and Uriel, head waiter. Then Aziraphale - younger brother of Gabriel and waiter, who never stays his entire shift at work anymore.

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    20 Sep 2019

  2. Rec 14

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    Beelz likes food. Gabriel doesn't. So they compromise and both enjoy food lol. (It's sexier than it sounds)

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    12 Sep 2019

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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

     "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

     AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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    12 Aug 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    Gabriel wants Beelzebub to take a bath. Beelzebub doesn’t want to.

    In which Gabriel just wants to get things right for their relationship, and Beelzebub is craving affection but doesn’t know how to ask for it.

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    11 Aug 2019

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    The fall is longer than Natasha expects.

    It’s tears cold on her face, teeth bitten all the way through her lip and the taste of copper in her mouth; she’s falling and falling and then, bracing for impact—she wakes up.

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    26 May 2019

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