EnvyzistheLiar



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    “The really sad thing here, is I know how straight you are,” MJ adds.

    “It’s true, my only loving is for the ladies,” Johnny says, with a deep sigh. “Don’t worry, Parker, if I suddenly go all Brokeback, I’ll be coming for you.”

    “That sounds terrifying, please don’t do that,” Peter says.

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    When Peter loses his girlfriend Gwen Stacy horribly, dramatically, until the end of time— because she’s hooking up with his neighbor — Peter figures he’s probably just desperately terrible at the boyfriend thing. He needs an expert. Which, sadly, is the one guy in his life who really doesn’t need the ego boost of being told he’s an expert in love.

    Johnny is delighted to help his bud Spider-Man find love. Johnny has his eyes on someone, so he could do with the practice. It’s just a shame, because when Peter finds his healed heart turning in another direction, the last person he would expect to get in the way does.

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    19 Aug 2019

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    It wasn’t love at first sight or even anything close to it. To be honest, Johnny hadn’t even given Peter a passing thought for the first dozen or so times he’d seen him. And then Sue dragged him in half-asleep to apologize to Reed for accidentally blowing up one measly invention in a spat with Ben, and dat ass.

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    17 Aug 2019

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    When Spider-Man’s best friend Johnny Storm asks him for help in tactfully declining a marriage proposal from the King of Atlantis, Namor the Sub-Mariner, the only solution is for him to volunteer Daily Bugle photographer Peter Parker to pretend to be dating Johnny at the Engagement Banquet in Atlantis. Sure, it’s technically lying to his best friend about who Peter Parker is, but the important thing is that Johnny won’t have to marry Namor, and if Peter gets some photographs of Atlantis to sell, what’s the harm? Peter thought the most difficult thing about this scenario was going to be making sure Johnny didn’t figure out Peter is actually Spider-Man. Having to pretend he wasn’t actually falling in love with his best friend never crossed his mind.

    Featuring fake relationships, forced (almost) marriages, identity porn, traditional Atlantean clothing, and amorous cephalopods.

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    14 Aug 2019

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    sometimes family is who you're born with.

    and sometimes family is a spider boy, a rich not-dad, and a kickass aunt.

    (or; tony, may, and peter find a place in each other's lives)

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    12 Aug 2019