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    Ad left 10h ago in section male - male
     

    HHeart:
    Looking for someone to accompany a middle-aged man to a social outing in the country NEXT weekend. I only wish to make my homophobic mother squirm non-stop for sixty hours and nothing more. Successful applicant will be rewarded handsomely. Cash bonus on offer if you are one or several of the following: young (must be eighteen or over - no practical joke is above the law), working class, someone with an extreme aversion to received pronunciation or in possession of a strong regional accent/dialect.

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    20 Aug 2019

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    This. Is. SO. BRILLIANT. holycrapilovethissomuch. help. this quite possibly the best slow burn i've ever read. holy banana cake. with vanilla cream and strawberries on top. jesus. chapter nine is next.

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    “Caution in the field isn’t confined to simply an awareness of your surroundings,” Harry says, his tone stern but his breath soft and warm against the back of Eggsy’s hand. His gaze lifts, his eyes hooded as he peers at Eggsy over the rims of his glasses. “You’ve told a lie, Eggsy, and now that lie must be truth.”

    (Or, that time Eggsy scored them a better table by saying it was his and Harry's anniversary and quickly grew to regret it.)

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    18 Aug 2019

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    Sassy shameless husbands, lovin it <3

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    "Hm?" Merlin asks, distracted when he looks up and squints at Eggsy's face, then catches up and resumes working. "Oh. No. Zania Bonatti, Italian artist and activist. Also Harry's wife."

    "You wot?" Eggsy blurts, eyes snapping back to him, then over to Roxy like he might've mis-heard.

    But he hasn't because Roxy's face wrinkles minutely in sympathy that has Eggsy's ears burning and he snaps his eyes away again in humiliation.

    "Yes, Harry's married. Did he never mention that to you?" Merlin pauses long enough to frown briefly, then he shrugs. "Well, on to more important matters…"
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    Or: The one in which Harry is married to his friend (for entirely non-romantic reasons) and nobody explains to Eggsy that very important detail.

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    17 Aug 2019

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    A total classic from the good old days when I didn't have an account. Love it.

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    Harry leans in, puts his warm hands on Eggsy’s hips again to steady himself. It feels only natural to loop his arms around Harry’s neck, to follow his lead and tilt his head to the side when Harry’s mouth inches towards his ear.

    “Our suite has been bugged,” Harry says softly, only just audible over the rush of water.

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    14 Aug 2019

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    It's not as if I'm lacking in smutty faves, but damn, fave. So well written, everything from the marvellous scenery and tone to the blazing sexual tension. That's some real quality right there. So, yeah, fave.

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    “Kiss me,” he murmured when he reached Harry, because while it wasn’t exactly vital to the mission that Eggsy convince this woman that they were in love, it would certainly make him feel better. Harry pressed his mouth to Eggsy’s as he passed him a glass of champagne, and ‘feeling better’ went out the window. The kiss was quick, sweet, marital. Eggsy didn’t know how Harry made it feel so practiced, but he did.

    “I have an admirer,” Eggsy informed him, almost breathless with how much he wanted Harry to kiss him like that every day, how much he wanted Harry to have a reason to.

    Five times Eggsy gets Harry to kiss him for the wrong reasons (and one time he gets it right).

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    13 Aug 2019

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    Fave. That's some quality smut right there, baked in the sweetest fluff and topped off with some truly spicy tension. Absolutely delicious.